---

Whoops

Well, that got fucked up.

---

Penis shooting sperm

~o
8:::::::::::::::::::0 ~o ~o
~o

---

Baron VonBroonswick

Zack loooves veggies. He's also a member of the APA, ya know, Anti Pork Activists.

---

shmike

i am in class. i am using a mac. look at me!

---

shmike's computer

*is fucked*

---

shmike

my computer has been fucked. i will return soon enough.

---

50 Cent

I smell pussy!

---

a mystery

?where is teh

---

Officer Dickhead

"I gotz to get me some of those jeans."

---

DMX

Fuck y'all niggas.

---

metalmike

god damn i do declare, i am fucken silly!

---

Gothic Archie

the abandoned castle of my soul

---

prozack

I find GORP redundant and annoying...
Gay Oldtimer Rubbing Penises

---

Post

Company of men? Is that like that show, Three's Company? Catchy theme song, that show has.

---

GORP

Yes, psycho. You love the company of men, just like a psycho.

---

prozack

Psychoboy?

---

GORP

Up yours , psychoboy.

---

prozack

Yea! Post only enjoys the company of men, stupid GORP!! Hahaha.

---

Post

Ha! The jokes on you, Mr. GORP.

---

GORP

Fuck you Post. In about a year i'll be all over your girls ass. What do you think about that , huh ??

---

Post

A pop-up ad for GORP Gear just appeared on my screen. GORP Gear...can you imagine wearing something called GORP Gear? Before we know it, GORP will be printed on the ass of every pair of womens pants. Ugh.

On the plus side, it is a funny word. Gorp...

---

Bjork

Hey guys, site is looking great. I cannot wait for the new design. It shall rock! Anyway, all is full of love.

---

hEy jazz person play the motherfucking drums

*shabadriptatat swish kablampoohkap kap!*

---

terrorist

Ha ha! I turned your lights out!

---

prozack

Yea, making the code your message is lame. Knock it off.

---

Hey, poopface.

I for one dont care if you got the code memorized, ok?

---

oneonezeroonezerooneoneonezero

110101110

---

BM

So the broom talks backwards...facinating.

---

Post

must remember to record "American Junior"

---

shmike

must be stabbed in the throat

---

Metal mike

must die

---

Post

Jovial.

---

Post

"Hey Post, what's the joke that the bear heard that was so 'knee slap' worthy?"

You know, I was actually hanging out with the bear when he heard the 'knee slap' joke. Funny story, this is: I was sitting there with the bear, enjoying a drink or two at the local pub, when this hot dame came and sat right beside us. Well, needless to say, I straightened my tie, slicked my hair back, popped a few tic-tacs and started to make my move.

"Hey, baby, what's going on?"

And then she said the most outlandish thing I have ever heard in my life! The bear slapped his knee, as was to be expected. It was quite the knee slapper, what she said. But I was so disgusted, I fell flat on my face. I don't remember much after that. I think the bear took money out of my wallet and drove me home. He's a good guy, that bear. If I only knew his name...

---

I am a tiny sausage link...

... who likes to dejuice sperm!

---

a monkey-like Nintendo 64 who loves to hail mary coke junkies

how did it know!?

---

a cock-heavy sea captian who loves to lick monster cocks

http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm

---

hooooo

tiny nuggets of doom dance on my face calling for the end of existance.

---

EVERY ONE!

Enhance your calm! !

---

I smell that whore

Whoa

---

I am away from my computer right now.

figure that one out

---

110100000

That much closer to perfection.

---

J. Lo

My taco flavored kisses are for you--ooouuuuu!

---

"Do you realize that if Arnold actually was elected governor of California it'd bring us that much closer to living in the world of Demolition man?"

Thats rightfolks, support your local Taco Bell!

---

Be quiet, Mario.

PizzaplumberSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

---

shkemishkemi

and also too as well additionally: Dali got it. Dali knew what the deal was.

---

shkemishkemi

hey yo hold on. i'll be posting something. i keep meaning to but hey hold on ok? i'll write something up, nice nice, yes? somehting.g.g... yes?-? YES.

---

point

counterpoint

---

110011001

a man without pants

Then you're a jerk!

---

110011000

a man without a hat

If your friend doesn't dance, well then he is no friend of mine!

---

110010111

The Zen Tea Master

Teabagging is when you dip your nuts in a girls mouth just like you do with a teabag in a cup of water. You can give someone "The tea" by cupping your hand and act as if you are throwin the tea at them.

---

110010110

You left the name and/or message field blank. Fix it.

You left the name and/or message field blank. Fix it.

---

110010101

You left the name and/or message field blank. Fix it.

"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels. "

---

110010100

110010100

Hey Post, what's the joke that the bear heard that was so 'knee slap' worthy?

---

110010011

Ugly Joe

if the purple bear ate Atkin, would he be violating the diet?

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110010010

prozack

The purple bear needs Atkin's...

---

110010001

Brak

Don't touch me!

---

110010000

Space Ghost

What's that bear doing?

---

110001111

douchebag

douchebag

---

110001110

Post

That bear is great. I love it...(in the face).

---

110001101

Ugly Joe

So, assuming LDD is getting redesigned, are there any suggestions as far as user interactivity? That is, being able to change stuff on the site that everyone gets to see (like the background color or an image of some kind). Or anything else?

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110001100

Ugly Joe

whoa

---

110001011

sg

gosh that was violent. ... i blame ... the sea.....

---

110001010

S g

DO NOT!!! .... DISTURB!!!!! ..... THE JUDGE!!!!!

---

110001001

shmike

i blame the bears.

---

110001000

meatlmilk

---

110000111

what the

?!?!

---

110000100

mike again

fucking shit up?

---

110000011

meatlmike

never gets old

---

110000010

meatlmike

this is always interesting

---

110000001

prozack

Four posts in a row?! That has to be a record.

---

110000000

Homer

Mmm...sacralicious

---

101111111

Post

I love the purple bears, although the yellow and red could be replaced by some other colors that i'm to lazy to think about right now. I want to eat a burrito...or maybe a soul.

Yeah, I definately want to eat a soul.

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101111110

prozack

It's as if the grizzly merged with grimace .

---

101111101

Ken

when goin through the mall, girls and guys are always checkin each other out. but when a hot girl is by herself, with no shopping bags, and starin you down like she wants you, sometimes that hot girl has a baby and the only thing she wants from you is a ride home.

---

101111100

Chicago

If you scroll down fast enough.. Its as if they're dancing!

---

101111011

Chicago

Kudos on the bears

---

101111010

�Ejust ask Ken about women at Hamilton.

Hey Ken, women at Hamilton?

---

101111001

Ugly Joe

redesign, eh? you want to design it this time?

(and i don't mind being visited at work. just be careful with that canned air.)

---

101111000

shmmmmmmikekekkeee.

redesign, maybe?

---

101110111

prozack

Perhaps we could have the bears looking less dangerous? Maybe if they were behind bars, or wearing a park ranger's hat, or a school girls outfit?? Or to go in the opposite direction and have the bears fighting another animal, like cocks. Anyway, I do think a color change will be good, and I am sorry to scare you at work, Ugly Joe.

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101110110

Ugly Joe

the bears represent action. they stay for now. color scheme will get worked on soon (ie, probably wednesday)

---

101110101

prozack

There are too many bears...get rid of them. You could try changing the color scheme, that would be a nice change of pace.

---

101110100

chicago

it needs more bears

---

101110011

Ugly Joe

ok, i was reading through some of the ldd archives and decided i should probably work on this site a bit more. so, are there any suggestions for stuff to add or change? bare (or is it bear?) in mind, it's in my nature to constantly change the way things are until no one likes them anymore, so if things are ok the way they are, please let me know that, too. i'm just sorta bored and curious here.

---

101110010

Criminal Symphony

WS 376231 A+K

---

101110001

UH-OH!

"FREDDY'S (TM) COMING!!!"

---

101110000

long time no see

Hey YO!
Watched this and this and this.

---

101101111

a DReaMER

AC01 AB06 AB06 AC01
AB05 AD09 AD04 AD03 AC03 !!!

---

101101110

Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven.
It's easy if you try.
No hell below us,
above us only sky.
Imagine all the people living for today.

---

101101101

101101101

8======D~~~

---

101101100

Big Monkey Body (without hands)

Hey, Big Monkey Hands! Let us join forces and become Big Monkey!

---

101101011

Post

Beware the old soothsayer...

---

101101010

Hey BMHands

FUCK YOU! NO ONE LIKES YOU! FUCK YOU!

---

101101001

BMHands

Sup guys, summer sucks, i should get a job and go to college...argh...

---

101101000

vertigox

i knew that

---

101100111

fuck you

from my brain

---

101100110

finger

ass

---

101100101

WONTON?!

NOT NOW!!

---

101100100

Shmike

Sometimes, I suppose. You'd have to remember to declare your inaction as a protest, otherwise people will just think your being lazy, AND your doing nothing must adversely affect your enemy. I'm pretty sure, though, that in most cases if you don't speak up or do something you won't be heard. Action is more fun anyway, because it can involve bombs and vandalism and yelling obscene things at police officers.

---

101100011

Do i agree?

Hell no. Doing nothing is the greatest form of consent.

---

101100010

Do you agree?

"Doing nothing is the greatest form of protest."

---

101100001

You to the world

I won't listen I won't listen I won't listen.

---

101100000

The world to you

I love you I love you I love you.

---

101011111

Sparkles, shimmers, shines...

Just like God's shoe shine.

---

101011110

wiggity wiggity whack

Mikes got bubbles in da' sac!

---

101011101

wiggity wiggity whack

ack, i love modest mouse

---

101011100

Sanuel

I have eyes on my teeth and teeth in my brain.

---

101011011

As let you else be loved by other

what?

---

101011010

NOT MINE

I loved you from the bottom of my soul;
This love has not yet gone away
But let us not recall my dole
I wish not make you sad in any way.
I loved you silently, without hope, fully
In diffidence, in jealousy, in pain.
I loved you so tenderly and truly
As let you else be loved by other ...

---

101011001

yeah, but also

watch Eraserhead. The lady in the radiator sings it.

---

101011000

mouse

there are those who say i'm....modest?

---

101010111

in heaven

everything is fine.

---

101010110

I'm back.

prozack

---

101010101

prozack

I'm back.

---

101010100

Jimmy Gnecco

the beast flies tonight
and the world he describes
suffer, suffer

---

101010011

that guy

eeeeh... ya got any gum?

---

101010010

"So, uh, we aren't going to post anything until Vulgar posts something. He's quite the witty ice-breaker."

POST ! Post than!!

---

101010001

LDD

(noun)
(explitive)
(explitive)

---

101010000

LDD

(noun)
(verb)
(adverb)

---

101001111

LDD

(adjective)
(adjective)
(noun)

---

101001110

LDD

Lovely
Darling
Ducks

---

101001101

LDD

Lost
Doomed
Dudes

---

101001100

L D D

Little
Daring
Dicks

---

101001011

L D D

Life
Deficit
Disorder

---

101001010

Rise to vote sir.

Take that other palindromes! IM 4 FUCKING WORDS LONG!! ( Thank you simpsons )

---

101001001

Shmike

Redrum, a palindrome is a word that will say the same thing whether it's spelled normally or backwards. I'm sorry, you don't count.

---

101001000

redrum

do i count?

---

101000111

Mr.Wizard.

If we type each post backwards, starting with the first post and ending on the most recent, this site will undo it self ! How wants some undo-ing??

---

101000110

racecar

so what? your only 3 letters.

---

101000101

wow

i'm a palindrome

---

101000100

wow, 11 days

11 days since the last post, that surely is a group effort.

---

101000011

easily put,

not satisfied with LDD? Than leave it alone. Step egging them on and find something better ( it wont be hard ) .

---

101000010

Old decreped hapless man

Yesh, Shmike, yoush were myy only outlet and lasht hope...

---

101000001

Shmike

I was plenty amused. Why are you being such a moron? I mean it's not as though this is the only site on the internet to visit. Were we your only outlet for entertainment?

---

101000000

to Shmike

well amusing ONLY urself didn`t work out!
YOU FAILED!

---

100111111

prozack

Yea, stupid!

---

100111110

Shmike

Because we wanted to. We started this site with the intention of amusing ourselves, not other people.

---

100111101

Hey Fuck Face

Hey Ugly Joe, if you 'have a life' then why did you start this site in the first place, huh? Answer that one smarty pants.

---

100111100

Eddie V.

All hail the lucky ones, I refer to those in love.

---

100111011

Ugly Joe

Yes, concerned reader, truly these are dark days. The black clouds of having a life have formed their ghastly nimbus above us and deprived us of our precious time to entertain those noble ones, such as yourself. Only the gentle words of wisdom from Vulgar can bring light anew to our most pressing situation.



So, uh, we aren't going to post anything until Vulgar posts something. He's quite the witty ice-breaker.

---

100111010

prozack

My neck hurts...and who is bitching about this site?

---

100111001

Coolest Radest Mondoest Post Ever

---

100111000

312

This is post number 312! Muah Ha Ha HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahaHAaHahAaHahahahaHAhaHAhAhAHAaHahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

---

100110111

A week, a fucking week.

Jesus Christ you faggots, I thought you actually liked this site and look what happens, it goes to shit in 2 months. What a bunch of fuckin' slackers. The last post was a week ago, I remember when there would be more than 1 post a day! You guys must not care that much to be neglecting it so much, I mean what else do you guys do, masturbate in your own feces? That IS a much more pressing matter I suppose, well for the likes of you 7 anal pirates. Especially Vulgar... And C.C.S..

---

100110110

THE t.K.

Alive

and well!

---

100110101

Amos

The was now just a moment ago. You've got to pay attention and keep on your toes.

---

100110100

looking for THE roomate.

still alive? t.K :-)

---

100110011

small the town

big the mess

---

100110010

FACT

As we understand future, it always is. In fact, future is now. Suck it up No Data!

---

100110001

No Data

There is no future.

---

100110000

Ugly Joe

classic

---

100101111

Lost Desk Department

My life sucks.

---

100101110

fart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

---

100101101

BOO

HISSS

---

100101100

stumbleine

boredom's in the bathroom shaking out the loose teeth

---

100101011

Ugly Joe

after some maintanence...

1. always close style tags

2. if you make a really long post, don't make it some stupid copy and paste of the whole ??? page

---

100101010

Post

All is calm on the board this day, but what shall be of tomorrow? What madness will unleash itself in a rage of fury? Perhaps Shmike knows, or maybe MeatlMike. Nay, it could even be Vulgar Rob who lets loose the insanity! Then again, that's pushing it. All I know is this: it won't be me. I'll be too busy enjoying a delicious Dooshbagel.

---

100101001

MeatlMike

i dont know why that posted twice. sorry

---

100101000

Fucks er.

haha HA!

---

100100111

Shmike

you fucker.

---

100100110

??

(because of its mass length and stupidity, this post has been deleted -- UJ)

---

100100101

fuckity fuck fuck

---

100100100

css

---

100100011

meatlmike

i have no idea why that posted twice, i apologize

---

100100010

meatlmike

yes, i meant to type MEATL!

---

100100001

meatlmike

yes, i meant to type MEATL!

---

100100000

Shmike

Dooshbagels are only 75 cents at Bagel University. The 'doosh' portion is actually a type of cream cheese. Try one today!

---

100011111

Post

Dooshbagel! Dooshbagel my love! Give yourself to me!

---

100011110

Shmike

Hey! I don't think anyone here considers their life worthless, though. Perhaps pointless, definately confusing, but certainly not worthless.

And don't worry, we are going to kick summer's ass all over the place, or give up trying...

---

100011101

Galathea

Well, i was told to write something here but, as always, i hardly have anything worthwile to say. Although, judging by the previous posts, subject ( or eloquence, for that matter) isn't of terrible importance here.
So, it looks as though the old gang is back together. By "old gang" i mean all those who contributed to mike's sketchbook. Speaking of which, this rather feels like "sketchbook part 2". It's still a bunch of guys moping around, complaining about their worthless lives and saying the ocasional inane thing for no particular reason. Not that i'm bitching about that; mind you, i have a pretty worthless life myself. Which is why it's nice to know there's someone out there who shares our pain.
Anyway, keep up the good(?...) work and try to, at least, outlast summer. I have to go study for "topics of discreet mathematics", whatever that is.

P.s.: yes, i know i write like crap; just bear with me.

---

100011100

Rake Yohn

I'M GONNA EAT YOUR ASSHOLE!!! BWWARRGGHH!!!!!1

---

100011011

Gary Busey

Who the fuck am I? Even I haven't seen me before.

---

100011010

Ratatosk

Ratatosk!

---

100011001

Post

But candy will do just fine.

---

100011000

Post

Shmike said this: " Post will ride anything you want him to as long as he gets some candy or tacos out of it."

For the record, I prefer tacos.

---

100010111

Pop up ad

HAHAHA! I pop up when you don't want me to! And what can you do? Nothing! fuck you and you and you, cuz I'm a pop up ad.

---

100010110

Post

I think what we need here is a tall glass of lemonade. How bout it, fellas?

---

100010101

Maddy

I apoligise disgruntled customer, I didn't realise who you were. Please forgive me for what I have done. Take my virgin ass.

---

100010100

another disgruntled customer

I say we go on strike..Lets not put anything on this message board till....well, what the hell, lets just never post here again!

---

100010011

Shut up fucking Disgruntled Customer!
You post if you got nothing better to do,
So pissoff!

Always,
Your Maddy

---

100010010

100010010

100010010

---

100010001

Disgruntled Customer

This site sucks, when was the last update? Almost a week ago, pathetic.

---

100010000

Neo

Almight! Almight!
Bruce, you are NO God. I AM THE ONE.

---

100001111

God

You guys suck.

---

100001110

=p5rokzqacok's oketybokqa5rd

i is c5rqazty.

---

100001101

+p5rokzqacok

I s=pilled 3wqatye5r okn mty ketybokqa5rd. Dqamn.
Oh, qand 3when i sqa3w Mqatyes okf Styqatye, tyhety cokve5red Nicok!

---

100001100

Nico

Now then when how?

---

100001011

100001011

---

100001010

1000101

100001010

---

100001001

Gangs

of that damn city.
Tonite

---

100001000

Poet Laureate

Keys in the breeze
with melted cheese
and some peas.
(Mofo Jojo up the koko
with his momo).
Reprazent, Kent!

---

100000111

prozack

That was post# 71...count much?

The blank ones still count.

---

100000110

Post #69

Post
I find ascii boobs to be the greatest thing since sliced bread! And Gothic Cow, come on over here! My cock needs a good suckle.

---

100000101

prozack

I posted, biatch...and have continued posting.

---

100000100

Lazy Dave

I'm lazy...

---

100000011

Shmike

We'll post when we're good and ready, dammit. Have you forgotten that this site was made for lazy people?

---

100000010

Sexy Dave

What the hell! POST PEOPLE POST!
AND YOU!

---

100000001

Willie

Your crazy, Shmike.

---

100000000

Shmike

I'm crazy, Willie.

---

11111111

No

sense
Shmike
makes.

---

11111110

Shmike

No
need
for
line
breaks.

---

11111101

Built to Spill

You were right when you said all that glitters isn't gold.

You were right when you said all we are is dust in the wind.

You were right when you said we're all just bricks in the wall,

And when you said manic depression's a frustrating mess.

You were right when you said you can't always get what you want.

You were right when you said it's a hard rain that's gonna fall.

You were right when you said we're still running against the wind.

Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.

You were right when you said this is the end.



...You were wrong when you said everything's gonna be alright.

---

11111100

Shmike

Post will ride anything you want him to as long as he gets some candy or tacos out of it.

---

11111011

PizzaBoyKeno

"I was talking about my tubgirl who eats veggies and veggie cookies only, doesn`t she?"

The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.

---

11111010

2nd lovely lady:

She has SARS.

---

11111001

1st lovely lady :

Pick me!

---

11111000

PizzaBoyKeno

Hey which one of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?

---

11110111

prozack

I dont eat chicken cookies, I eat veggie cookies.

---

11110110

trifiling mofucka

Damn nigga! $6.29, thats is what i'm talkin' 'bout! I use to work fo $3.50, say it wit me, chree fiddy. I needs to get me some crack and a hooka. I mean I is desperate, nigga, I use to give tubgirl rimjobs for crack, now say I aint crazy!

---

11110101

Shmike

Fuck you! Those bags are $6.29 each!

---

11110100

agree with woot

Shmike! Do not be cheap!

---

11110011

trifiling mofucka

I will be works for you and I is works good!

---

11110010

Shmike

We pay our posters in chicken cookies.

---

11110001

prozack

You are pointing at Shmike, right?

---

11110000

the ugly one

payment, eh? i dunno, ask the emo one.
*points to the emo one*

---

11101111

agree with woot

How much's the pay?

---

11101110

woot

because i'm not part of the crew

---

11101101

the ugly one

well if you post so much, why don't you 'work' here? huh? answer that one smarmypants.

---

11101100

agree with woot

!!!! DO IT !!!!

---

11101011

woot

Jesus Christ you lost desk department 'employees', i'm not even part of the crew and I post more than you guys, get your shit together and keep this site running! TUBGIRL!! AARRRGGGG!!!

---

11101010

Bertrand Russell

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

---

11101001

Beaversmacka

bemavermasmamaka
oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

---

11101000

Mr.T

I need a job!

---

11100111

Its the beaver.

Revaeb eht sti.

---

11100110

Tub cat

I wonder if tubgirl still loves me like she did when we first met...

---

11100101

Fuck Lars and his cock craving band

METALLICA FUCKING SUCKS!!! ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO SUCK ..... THEY FUCKING SUCK!

---

11100100

The death of a chain message

I am typing this message from inside my toaster, please send help.

---

11100011

nihon jin

sumimasen kedo

---

11100010

Nico

Self-realization through rigorous masturbation.

---

11100001

Nico

Red bodies, blurred with motion and thought, stand in silent frieze.

---

11100000

guitar tech

Yeah but it comes with one of those fancy Vagina accessories. Very rare and expensive.

---

11011111

oh yeah, im sure she can really play that guitar with the pick still stuck in the strings

not to mention, it has some shitty pickups

---

11011110

chineese fortune cookie say

Man who change colors on grafiti board has ultra small penis.

---

11011101

MetalMike

i think green will do nicely

---

11011100

Crack a window

wontcha willie?

---

11011011

"Pop"

I'm sneakin' up like celery yea I'm stalkin', speak like Stephen Hawking yea but I'm walkin'.

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11011010

MetalMike

dammit people! post! even more stupid sars anagrams would be better than nothing

---

11011001

Rivers

I've got Ace Freely
I've got Peter Chris
waiting there for me
yes I do

---

11011000

MetalMike

there's also this one:

http://whatever-dude.com/posts/174.shtml

---

11010111

MetalMike

or, in case you're super-lazy:

http://whatever-dude.com/posts/145.shtml

---

11010110

MetalMike

http://whatever-dude.com/posts/145.shtml

---

11010101

balls

DICK!

---

11010100

Chinese fortune cookie say

Fuck you cracker.

---

11010011

shmike

tubcat

---

11010010

Trent Reznor

Suck.

---

11010001

Not Ugly Joe...No really im not.

Hey...Beats tubgirl.

---

11010000

Not Ugly Joe

---

11001111

Sad, at the movies.

Im just a Froto without a Samwise..
Luke without his father..
Neo without an agent Smith...

---

11001110

AIDS

Fuck that SARS! Hell, he doesn't even kill everybody he infects! At least I get the job done! And nobody even knows where I came from; monkey, HA! Fuck that shit, the government made me to thin out the gay population. Then I turned on all of you! Now I live in two-thirds of all adults in South Africa! Take that, SARS! I'll show you who's the number 1 virus around here, I'll show you ALL!!

---

11001101

Posterdamus

I choose pistols at dawn!

---

11001100

shmike

Tim Cook! Please visit my town! You can sleep in my porch! Soo desu ka?

---

11001011

prozack

Johnson has nothing else in life to do except count the posts...(place pitiful joke here)...

---

11001010

Tim Cook

Shinji kun, dame desu yo! Homo ni imasu ka?

---

11001001

shmike

You counted all those?

---

11001000

Post

Post #200! Sugoi! Time for a Tim Cook cosplay party!

---

11000111

Post

Post 199...

---

11000110

Post

Posterdamus, I hereby challange you do a duel! Choose your weapon!

---

11000101

AIDS

Fuck SARS! I'm the top epidemic around here! I've been around for how long and they don't have a cure for me? Your time will come, SARS! But I must thank you for taking some of the heat off me these past few months. Now I can finally get some peace and quiet. I must also thank that lovely tubgirl, whose pink, puckering poopshoot looks absolutely devine! Maybe I'll stop by her house sometime.

---

11000100

ZJB

I love vegetables. I mean I LOVE vegetables! Almost as much as i love DICK! 8=======D~~ :o <----(me)

---

11000011

Clayton Bigsby

Stop your bitching MetalMike. I'll post about something. I'll post about niggers! Damned niggers breathing all the white mans air with their large nostrils, listening to all that rap music, it's shit! We have to end it. Go read nigger book and nigger stained. White power!

---

11000010

Posterdamus

Told ya so

---

11000001

MetalMike

holy shit, why isnt anybody posting. i refuse to believe that this thing could be dead already.

---

11000000

Viagra

YES?

---

10111111

Bum

Will work for prescription drugs!!!

---

10111110

SARS

Will work for free!!!

---

10111101

Potential Seller

put your face in teh SARS!!!1!

---

10111100

Potential customer:

How much?

---

10111011

Tubgirl Lemonade Seller

I sell....you probably don't want to know!

---

10111010

Lemonade Seller

I sell lemonade! Lemonade I do sell!

---

10111001

Post

I'm burt in the middle...middle of my soul gut.

---

10111000

Bi-Polar Pancake

I am burnt at the edges... edges of my soul.

---

10110111

MetalMike

somebody print it out and go check to see if it looks like it could really be it

---

10110110

MetalMike

This looks exactly like vineland high:

---

10110101

Planet Shhh

Halo my middle, a hoola-hoop hug, squeeze to warm and ribs stab heart.

---

10110100

Little League

Hey coffee eyes, you got me coughing up my cookie heart.

---

10110011

prozack

I can't sleep, so what do I do? I sign online and then visit LDD, and leave this on the graffiti board.
"Meh," feels right.

---

10110010

I

...and pie

---

10110001

I

You have the Matrix.

---

10110000

Jason Vorhees

I like looking at bagels inside mailboxes

---

10101111

Jason Vorhees

I like pie

---

10101110

The Matrix

I have you.

---

10101101

Tetsuo Shima

KAANEEDAAAAAAAA!

---

10101100

Yoda Akira

ick..you probably taste like cloves

---

10101011

Imposter Gothic Cow

i DARE you!

---

10101010

Imposter Gothic Cow

Eat me.

---

10101001

Yogurt

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

---

10101000

Curious

Dear Post, I'm fine, thank you. Your daddy is correct, I am, in fact, an evil man. I only like yogurt when its mixed, fuck that fruit on the bottom shit, takes too much effort.

---

10100111

Post

Dear Curious, How are you? My daddy says you're an evil man, but I love you. Do you like yogurt?

---

10100110

Post

You're absolutely right. Logan.

---

10100101

shmike

Isn't it fun to say "Logan" out loud? Say it. Logan. Logan. Draw it out. Logan. It's awesome.

---

10100100

prozack

Oh, and apparently taking a shit in the middle of a cleaned-out, dorm room floor for dorm inspectors to find is knee slap worthy.

---

10100011

prozack

Besides, you can have fun in your dreamlife...

---

10100010

prozack

Dear Curious, It sounds like taking the pill would be the same as not taking the pill...you work too long, you become tired. There are ways to stay awake. But even so, on the pill you become tired anyway, then you "lay low"? Might as well take a nap.

---

10100001

shmike

Dear Curious, Maybe...

---

10100000

shmike

Dear Curious, Definately.

---

10011111

Curious

Dear LDD, If there were a pill which would allow you to stay awake all the time and the only way you could get tired is not from sleepiness, but from overexursion, which you could just lay low to get over, would you take it?

---

10011110

Ooishi

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar? Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream Oh Henry, Oh Henry! Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff. I said, Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers! as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!

---

10011101

Post

I like kittens and puppies. They're fluffy wuffy adorable. They make me smile.

---

10011100

Post

YOU SON OF A BITCH!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM? I'M FUCKING CRAZY, THAT'S WHO I AM! CRAZY LIKE A FOX, MOTHER FUCKER! AND YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED! YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED BY A CRAZY FOX! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, YOU FUCKING FUCK! I'LL FUCKING FUCK ALL OF YA! YOU FUCK! FUCK YOU!

---

10011011

�?hahaha Ah HAAAaaaaHHHH????hahahahaah

That's not a knee slapper either. I'm telling you, it lack that quality. THE QUALITY!

---

10011010

?ha aH

now shorts!!!

There's a knee slapper!!!

---

10011001

shmike

I'm wearing shorts. It feels so weird.

---

10011000

Ha ah?

But certainly no knee slapper. Knee slappers have a special property that makes it necessary to slap your knee. I don't see this at all in that acronym.

---

10010111

Ha ah?

If anything, it's a slight gut buster.

---

10010110

Ha ah?

And no, it isn't a knee slapper.

---

10010101

Ha ah?

You know, that sounds familiar. I think it's already been said in the earlier SARS lists. I'll have to check that later to be sure, though.

---

10010100

Ah ha!!

I got another SARS acronym fellahs!! look!

Severe Acute Respitory Syndrom

Aint that a knee slapper???

---

10010011

Post

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

---

10010010

not metal mike

HERE YOU GO.

---

10010001

Post

Yeah, I like the lesbians kissing and all, but it's getting kind of boring now. They need to be naked. So here's what you do: post a naked chick pick...hahah, that rhymed, I'm so witty.

---

10010000

noname

---

10001111

noname

---

10001110

haHA!

---

10001101

MetalMike

Fourth: SARS

---

10001100

MetalMike

First: What the fuck is going on?

Second: If you showed up for my show last night, thanks for blowing 8 bucks to watch me fuxor 'Sam's Evil Song'

Third:

---

10001011

Praise the lord!

I HAVE BEEN SAVED!

---

10001010

Jewels

Ezekiel twenty five; seventeen, the path of the richeouss man is beset on all sides by the enequeties of the weak and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of the lord shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengence upon thee!

---

10001001

canada 329

This is much better than lesbians. You buy me this for my birthday, I get you yours.

---

10001000

usa 249

click

---

10000111

G' thang

cash dollar money yall

---

10000110

MetalMike

I better see every one of you Martha Fockers at Landis School by 5:30 tonite.

---

10000101

Post

I'm back! You'll never believe what happened to me! I was taken to another world where magic and sorcery ruled! Where knights fought dragons to win the heart of the maiden fair! I was dubbed the hero who would save the universe from some sort of evil being! Man, what an adventure! I had a cool sword too! Now I'm back at school, getting ready to take a final. Man, I don't know what's going on...

---

10000100

Towely

I have no idea where i am

---

10000011

gwee

OMFG! This site r0><0rs my b0><0rs!!!

---

10000010

shmike

I got Ugly Joe to fix this page just so I could say that.

---

10000001

shmike

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

---

10000000

Ugly Joe

POST 128! WOOOO!

---

1111111

Rainer Maria

God damn it,
I'm not talking about my heart
like it's something you could break.

---

1111110

HEY HEY

On the one on the right is kinda flat... and ugly.

---

1111101

HEY

The girl on the left has a penis. I can see it. It's sort of poking out.

---

1111100

MetalMike

because it bears repeating:

---

1111011

Little known fact :

Cats enjoy metroid frequently.

---

1111010

prozack

The ending of MetalMike's post had me laughing...and I, too, wish Shmike would come out of a cake.

---

1111001

not ugly joe

LESBIANS RULE!!!11

---

1111000

MetalMike

REALLY!

---

1110111

MetalMike

Zacks history lesson = most informative post EVER!

---

1110110

Poet

Hey watch it bub.. I may have feelings, but im no bird.

---

1110101

Wolverine

Poet is emo.

---

1110100

Morethro

its an even funnier number

---

1110011

Professor Ajax

Q IS indeed a funny letter.

---

1110010

Poet

You hurt me. You hurt me in my heart.

---

1110001

prozack

Because, poet, you are shit.

---

1110000

Young Ned Flanders

"Im Dick Tracy! Take that Pruneface!
Now im Pruneface ! take that Dick Tracy!
Now im Pruuune Tracy! Take that Dick.." ' No Ned ! stop ! '

---

1101111

spah-dee-kiss

Im Spaticus!

No ! Im sparticus!

---

1101110

Poet

Why dont you feel the need to capitalize my name, fool?

---

1101101

prozack

Hey poet, why did you feel the need to capitalize Tom Jones' name, but not Barry White's?

---

1101100

Poet

If my penis could sing, it would sound like Tom Jones.

If my ass could talk, it would sound like barry white.

---

1101011

prozack

"They ripped off my idea: where two brothers are conjoined at the penis!!!!"

---

1101010

onlooker

...and then there was silence.

---

1101001

Art Penis

I'm so plump and smooth.

---

1101000

Final Matrix Reloaded Trailer

I kick so much ass.

---

1100111

Shmike

I was saying that the artists during those times might not have known that what they were doing could be interpreted the reflection of a race gone mad, and that the whole thing might have happened involuntarily, as a natural reaction to war and chaos. Ya dig?

---

1100110

Deftones

But that's not it
The thing is
I don't give enough to give a fuck

I feel sick

---

1100101

wondering

Shmike,
I just wanted to know what you meant by
"Only problem is that the artists himself didn't know exactly what he was doing. The works were more like a reflex on a mass scale than a conscious creation of something meaningful."?

---

1100100

Nada Surf

Blue balls and all of that bullshit!

---

1100011

Shmike

CCS, you should have that image engraved on your tombstone.

---

1100010

feeling sad

girls are stupid...

---

1100001

prozack

Will Smith is not dead either, twas all in fun, dumbass.

---

1100000

Post

It's time for SARS: Big Willie style!

---

1011111

Dumbass!

Will Smith is from Philadelphia

---

1011110

Not Ugly Joe

Isn't teh SARS in Vice City? Unclean!! Uncleeeean!!!!!!

---

1011101

Mr. V

Greetings from Vice City!

---

1011100

Evil Matt

Be sure to inform me if anyone of you see that spirit of the spirit of the happy tastycake of love. I gots me a score to settle with it, I do I do.

---

1011011

Billy Corgan

I hear what you want
And I feel that way

---

1011010

prozack

Brian is a douche

---

1011001

prozack

hey

---

1011000

prozack

Will Smith is from Miami...too bad he is dead.

---

1010111

I maim

and im from miami

---

1010110

MetalMike

i like the part with the guy on the bridge.

---

1010101

MetalMike

holy shit this thing fills up fast

---

1010100

Bob the shrubber

yes... such tallent as quoting monty python line for line.. many nerds have done this before you know..

.... NI !!!

---

1010011

Post

Greatest post on the whole ???. Great work! I pray for more, as such talent should not go to waste.

---

1010010

A Paralell

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!

---

1010001

Post

There's only one way to settle this...you will both slob my knob. It's the only way.

---

1010000

prozack

I sincerely dislike Gothic Cow and the real Gothic Cow. Fuck them, both.

---

1001111

The Real Gothic Cow

Again Prozack shows his utterly irrefutable status as a little bitch, as well as a moron. Obviously, me being the real Gothic Cow, I didn't say "gee golly-gosh". That was my imposter. Prozack.... you're such a bitch.

---

1001110

prozack

Although, I do hate Gothic Cow, and think it is hilarious that bastard used the phrase "gee golly-gosh." What a fruit.

---

1001101

prozack

No, I am not using Gothic Cow's name...And I am not so dumb as to first, say I am Zack under Gothic Cow's name and second,I rarely go "WHEEEE!!!"

---

1001100

Post

Alright! My cock is singing with delight. Really, it sings!

---

1001011

The Real Gothic Cow

Looks like you'll get two good sucklings, Post. You sexy fucking asshole.

---

1001010

Gothic Cow

Im Zack...Posting as Gothic Cow... WHEEEE!!!

---

1001001

Post

Damn, that's a problem. Oh well, as long as my cock gets a good suckle.

---

1001000

The Real Gothic Cow

it seems we have a problem with imposters now.

---

1000111

Post

I find ascii boobs to be the greatest thing since sliced bread! And Gothic Cow, come on over here! My cock needs a good suckle.

---

1000110

Metal Mike

ascii boobs are great

---

1000101

Gothic Cow

I like sucking human penis. I kind of imagine that the human is the cow, and I am the human, except when I suck, I do not get milk, but semen. Gee golly-gosh, I do love semen. By the way, death is upon you =(

---

1000100

prozack

you douches suck

---

1000011

the real douchey

hey! that wasn't me this time!

---

1000010

shmike

*le sigh*

---

1000001

douchey

...oops...

---

1000000

---

111111

shit

maybe 6 was a little too big

---

111110

well then

im glad you dont mind the font changing because Its so much fun!

---

111101

Ho

GODDAMN! SOMEONE PLEASE DO ME NOW!! IM A HO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!

---

111100

Hunter

It seems to be emo season. *loads shot gun*

---

111011

Ho

He knows he made the plane to Venus. He's in the front subtracting numbers.

---

111010

HUM

She thinks she missed the train to Mars. She's outback counting stars.

---

111001

The spirit of the spirit of the Tastycake of Love

And I love you too, Shmike! Let us make love so I can have many Shmike/tastycake crossbreeded babies which will overthrow Evil Matt and take over the world!

---

111000

Son_Shogun

I love the fishes cause there so delicious...

---

110111

Ugly Joe

Post has got it right. I don't mind the color changing stuff (which is exactly why this is HTML and not just text). The blank fields, especially the message, really piss me off. I went through the trouble of checking for blank fields, so obviously I'd prefer them be filled in with something. Guess it's my fault for not putting up some kind of warning message or whatever.

It's cool, though. Just don't leave them blank again.

---

110110

shmike

Oh dear Ghost of the Ghost of the Happy Tastycake of Love, if you lived in my pockets you would surely be crushed! I'd never let a thing like that happen to you. Evil Matt might, but not me. I..... I love you Happy Tastycake of Love.

---

110101

Post

I think he's talking about the person leaving the name and entries blank, not the color changing. I find the color changing to be quite facinating, like the womens movement...(kidding about the womens movement).

---

110100

douchey

hey, whats wrong with changing the color? honestly, i dont see how its doing any harm, its all in good fun. if you give me a good reason, i promise i'll stop. or even if its just annoying you, if you hate it so much, ill stop.

---

110011

The sprit of the spirit of the Happy Tastycake of love

Shmike....I love you! Let me live in your pockets!

---

110010

Not ugly joe...No really, im not.

Douchey McBlanksALot... Thats gold..

---

110001

Ella

doo wop doo wop doo wop doo wop doo wah

---

110000

Ugly Joe

Hey, Douchey McBlanksALot. Stop doing that or i'll have to make the ??? more strict.

---

101111

---

101110

shmike

Shut up you stupid disease. S.A.R.S. Adores Rectum Splurping

---

101101

S.A.R.S.

I don't appreciate everyone mocking me and shit. I really am evil you know. Im super duper infectious and shit. So ph33r me and STFU before I come there and kick you ass from the inside out and shit.

P.S. Those Japanese Facemasks aint doing nothing

---

101100

that seems to be the situation

---

101011

so... I just type stuff up here and it will appear on the site?

---

101010

Professor Ajax

POTATO spells OTATOP when typed backwards.

---

101001

ink on the wall

know when to not know

---

101000

MetalMike

Those fucking atoms!!

---

100111

not ugly joe

if i ever see one with my naked eye i'm going to

KILL

it.

---

100110

Evil Matt

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck

---

100101

The spirit of the Happy Tastycake of love

Love forever!

---

100100

Evil Matt

Fuck you, tastycake! You're going to be digested in my belly once again, you scrumptious fuck of a krimpit!

---

100011

The spirit of the Happy Tastycake of love

I love you, Evil Matt! You're my favorite friend! Let's be friends forever!

---

100010

Evil Matt

You fuckin' tastycake! I thought I got rid of you once and for all! Now that you've made yourself known, I will eat you again! Hahahaha, I am evil.

---

100001

The spirit of the Happy Tastycake of love

I love you all! I am so full of love! I love everyone of you! I am so happy! Everyday is full of joy! Happy day to all!

---

100000

Post

Only if you promise to make me one of those delicious pbj sammiches you're so renouned for. You know the kind, where you're all emo and what not. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

---

11111

shmike

Vulgar, that was a silly silly post. Metal Mike, I'll send some soon if I remember. Post, bend over, I am oh so lonely. :-(

---

11110

Post

Well Shmike, there's Vulgar's one post. If he posts another, your phrophecy will be false! You'd be a falst prophet, but we shall still follow you anyway!

---

11101

Post

Yes, I am all about the anal, especially the canine and pachyderm persuasion.

What? You thought he was just playing around? Fuck no, I love that anal!

---

11100

!

!

---

11011

MetalMike

Everyone should be sending me more words for the generators. Do it.

---

11010

CCS

Not there is anything wrong with that. I in fact enjoy anal as well. From large burly men like Zack.

---

11001

CCS

Post is all about the anal, especially the canine and pachyderm persuasion.

---

11000

my name is none

my message is nil

---

10111

Batty

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

---

10110

What's that?

Who dere?

---

10101

Die

Expensive hate will be just another get together for the liberals to build...

---

10100

Live

free love was just another party for the hippies to ruin...

---

10011

Post

I agree

---

10010

ugly joe

sometimes andy rubs shmike...that one is classic...

---

10001

metal mike

someone ate rancid semen! haHA! thats great, i wish i had thought of it

---

10000

my name

shmike is emo to the extremo

---

1111

Post

I don't expect Vulgar to be vulgar, I expect him to die...

---

1110

shmike

I have a feeling Vulgar's only going to post once during this website's life, and it'll be a long string of profanity and nothing more. But then again, what else would one expect from him?

---

1101

Bear in the Big Blue House

I think I smell hate!!

---

1100

Hum

She don't hold me right. She's never going to get me there. Not tonight.

---

1011

Posterdamus

I sense...DEATH! this website shall FAIL!

---

1010

teeth

brush me, mother fuckers!

---

1001

Post

To tired to post, write something here instead...
goggly goo, oh why bother...

---

1000

Love Crunch

Youz gonna get crunched, by love!

---

111

Marque ilio

Oh god.. Im so high.

---

110

Kevin Nealon

HEY! THATS MY BIT YOU HACK!!

---

101

Nu-metal Hetfield

AHRHRARRGGGGG I WAS METAL --RIDE THE LIGHTNING-- A LONG TIME AGO --KILL 'EM ALL--, THEN I WAS KIND OF GAY --RELOAD-- AND NOW IM TRYING TO BE METAL AGAIN --ST. ANGER--, BUT ITS THE WRONG KIND OF METAL --ALUMINUM-- AND NOW I JUST SOUND LIKE SHIT --MESHUGGAH-- !! IM TOO OLD --ROLLING STONES-- TO ROCK OUT --OPETH--!!!

---

100

Killer HEtfield

GGGRAAA-FRAYED ENDS OF SANITY-AARGHGHGGGGG!!!

---

11

Ugly Joe

No.

---

10

Not Ugly Joe

shut your hole!

---

1

Ugly Joe

this
had
better
work
...