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This is the toys section. Certain parts of this site are customizable. Submitting changes from this page changes the look of the site for everyone. I hate having to make and enforce rules here, so don't do anything excessively moronic and everyone will be fat and sassy. Ugly Joe has broken all your toys.

The title is the text that follows "Lost Desk Department - " at the top of the browser window. The title is chosen at random from the five most recently submitted titles.

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The background image is the image that is repeated behind everything. The background is chosen at random from the five most recently submitted images. Only jpgs and gifs are accepted. There is a 200kb filesize limit. I would ask that the images be kept tasteful, but I know that it would happen anyway.

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Due to unpopular demand, I have added an option to turn off the background images. Sometimes animated gifs can be annoying, so I totally understand. This uses cookies, so if that bothers you, you probably shouldn't hit this button. If you don't know what a cookie is, don't worry about it. It is delicious.

Your preference:
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The background color is the color that is beind the all of the black content boxes. Pick three colors and the submitted result will be the blend of all three of them. There is only one background color used.

Colors:
white black gray silver navy blue teal aqua lime green olive yellow fuchsia red maroon purple      white black gray silver navy blue teal aqua lime green olive yellow fuchsia red maroon purple      white black gray silver navy blue teal aqua lime green olive yellow fuchsia red maroon purple

The most recent haikus are displayed on the front page. Haikus are poems consisting of three lines. The first line has to have five syllables, the second must have seven syllables, and the third must have five syllables. Titles are limited to one word. That part isn't official, it's just something i'm enforcing for some reason. You can post haikus written by someone else if you want, just be sure to give them the credit as the author.

Haiku:

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The featured links are displayed on the front page. They change every week or so. Submitting the link here adds it to the list of sites to be considered for featured links. It does not guarantee it will be featured.

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