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toothpaste for dinner

someone should post

seriously, i'm totally getting tired of looking at "I Hate Winnipeg...er...Spring"

Bob Dylan

Ya don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows

Ooooooooh!

Booyah!

"Ugly Joe - Is it happy? "

Thats what SHE said !

Ray Finkles Mother

its all the dan marinos fault. if he had held the balls laces out like he was supposed to, dan would never have missed that kick...would you like a cookie son?

Ugly Joe

is it happy?

OMG

Happy birthday, Lost Desk Department!

sacrifice the liver

Another Dan.

Let it die! The banana gig is MINE and MINE alone !

Too little, too late?

*slips on a banana peel* yes yes?

gasp, Stewie

dreamy! *watutsies*

gasp, Stewie!

dreamy! *swoon*

Father Reverend Holy man.

Ashes to ashes...

concerned man

Just kill it guys.

Idea to revive LDD

One of you guys need to go something crazy, like run across the United States like Forrest Gump did. I vote for Shmike, because the plush version of him would be damn cute.

Final Fantasy

*casts CURE on LDD *

Shmike

I think LDD has almost always led a zombie-like existance.

Fredrico

Yeah we call that ' angel lust '.

Mr. Mortician

The hair and nails continue to grow well after death. Not to mention dead guys can get boners.

Dr. PHD

I hearby pronounce this site dead.

mike

http://www.suave.net/~dave/images/trogdor/

IBM 640 Instruction Set

01 HLT - Halt
69 LDD - Load Distributor
84 TLU - Table Lookup

EASTER BALLS!!!!!!

Frank Sinatra

I, for one, would like you all to choke on splinters and fucking die.

Not Ugly Joe

I, for one, would like to hear GORP's take on this ball-cupping gossip.

Post

Damn you GORP!!!! You will rue the day! RUE IT, says I!

GORP

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

The Starbursts nessled on Sarah Silvermans breast

Admit it, you wish you were me.

Post

I wish I had more hands, so I can give Sarah Silverman four thumbs up!

A Dan.

Fuck you Mr.boo , I'm never posting again.

boo

A Dan.

Ballcupping?... All I got to say about that is...

And onward to greener fields, on to the greenest of lands, GREENLAND. It wouldnt be called Greenland if it wasn't green now would it ? Once Greenland is ours, once it bore witness to our majestic fury, we will go to the most majestic of lands, ANTARTICA. That's right, Antartica. It's so cool.... Get it ? Cool, cold.... They say that no civilazation was ever built there. Or so ive been told. So let's build a civilaztion there, found out who told me that, and then kidnap him and bury him in 12 feet of snow. After his body lies frozen in the snow, our next logical destination will be AFRICA. I heard Africa is kinda warm or something. Maybe we can stop to see Kenya? I bet Kenya is near Africa. We can go see the lions...and the tigers.... BUT I BET THERE WONT BE ANY BEARS HAHAHA. Because we're not in the wonderfull land of Oz.... YET! Our next stop WILL be the wonderfull land of Oz, MADAGASCAR. Just look at that name, Madagascar. Let me type it again for you, Madagascar. Isn't Madagascar a magical name? Magical like the wizard of Oz perhaps? Do you know what happens in the land of Oz, I mean, Madagascar ? I don't. But im sure its magical. What do you say? Shouldn't we find out. After we know all one can know about Madagascar Madagascar Madagascar ( I'm sorry, but I love to type that ) we should really go and tell SOVIET RUSSIA all about it. First, we're going to need a time machine though... Luckily, they sell those in BERLIN. So it's off to Berlin kiddies! While there we can do a plathoria of many various bunch of things. We can yodel ( I hear it's all the rage ) we can dress in funny clothes ( Hey, its germany, anything goes! ) eat lots of really good sausage ( yum! ) Get really drunk ( fur Deutchland ) practice your hitler impersinations ( I've been working on mine for years, i'm sure they'll love it. ) and oh yeah, get our time machine! SOVIET RUSSIA here we come! Soviet Russia, here we are ! We traveled back in time to tell you about our wonderfull journey and to watch your mighty empire fall ! But whats this ? Oh no! the time machine broke! Now we are all stuck in Soviet Russia! I'm sorry everybody...
- THE END.

Ugly Joe

I, for one, would like to hear A Dan's take on this ball-cupping gossip.

The real Johnson

Negative, I was not going to cup Zack's balls. His wild lustful fantasies involving me are almost as zany as A Dan in a yuletide thong.

A Dan.

Mmm... Starburst.

Sarah Silverman

Remember me???

Shmike...

...Is a bastard lunatic ??

Shmike

Progress Quest > Adventure Quest

Not just an adventure! Or a quest!

... BUT ADVENTUREQUEST!!!

Johnson

One time, I almost cupped prozack's balls... I was really gonna do it...

You were really gonna do it...

You were gonna suck on my ass....

A little rhyme, a little rap.

SHORT shriveled and hangin' to the left!
SHORT shriveled and hangin' to the left!
Would somebody PLEASE describe my penis as,
SHORT shriveled and hangin' to the left...

A Dan.

Thank you thank you.

Congrats P to the C

You win the blue ribbon for Best Post on ???. Aren't you happy?

P to the C

And onward to greener fields, on to the greenest of lands, GREENLAND. It wouldnt be called Greenland if it wasn't green now would it ? Once Greenland is ours, once it bore witness to our majestic fury, we will go to the most majestic of lands, ANTARTICA. That's right, Antartica. It's so cool.... Get it ? Cool, cold.... They say that no civilazation was ever built there. Or so ive been told. So let's build a civilaztion there, found out who told me that, and then kidnap him and bury him in 12 feet of snow. After his body lies frozen in the snow, our next logical destination will be AFRICA. I heard Africa is kinda warm or something. Maybe we can stop to see Kenya? I bet Kenya is near Africa. We can go see the lions...and the tigers.... BUT I BET THERE WONT BE ANY BEARS HAHAHA. Because we're not in the wonderfull land of Oz.... YET! Our next stop WILL be the wonderfull land of Oz, MADAGASCAR. Just look at that name, Madagascar. Let me type it again for you, Madagascar. Isn't Madagascar a magical name? Magical like the wizard of Oz perhaps? Do you know what happens in the land of Oz, I mean, Madagascar ? I don't. But im sure its magical. What do you say? Shouldn't we find out. After we know all one can know about Madagascar Madagascar Madagascar ( I'm sorry, but I love to type that ) we should really go and tell SOVIET RUSSIA all about it. First, we're going to need a time machine though... Luckily, they sell those in BERLIN. So it's off to Berlin kiddies! While there we can do a plathoria of many various bunch of things. We can yodel ( I hear it's all the rage ) we can dress in funny clothes ( Hey, its germany, anything goes! ) eat lots of really good sausage ( yum! ) Get really drunk ( fur Deutchland ) practice your hitler impersinations ( I've been working on mine for years, i'm sure they'll love it. ) and oh yeah, get our time machine! SOVIET RUSSIA here we come! Soviet Russia, here we are ! We traveled back in time to tell you about our wonderfull journey and to watch your mighty empire fall ! But whats this ? Oh no! the time machine broke! Now we are all stuck in Soviet Russia! I'm sorry everybody...
- THE END.

Colonel Sanders

If "your" vote goes to me in 2004, "you're" not going to regret it! Vote for me!

And he said, and she said, and he said

...And she said.

Mr. Lore

Don't let grammar get in the way of your creative potential, guys.

Mrs. Sheftall

That's improper usage of the possessive case. You meant to use the contraction "you're", which means "you are". You get an F.

Hey haHA!

Your a dick. Quit fucking around with the colors.

haHA!

BLUE!

Colonal Sanders

You're darn tootin' I won't! Vote for me and I'll be gettin' rid of bad posts which threaten the very fabric of society. Once again, vote for me!

Ugly Joe

Bah.

The Colonal wouldn't stand for posts like that one.
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

sphincter

3D

tomorrow...tomorrow comes today...*whistles*

Yeeks

Dammit, Metal Mike, just what do you think you're doing?

Ugly Joe

Of course, these posts aren't dated, so tomorrow never comes...

Post

I'll post tomorrow, if I feel like it. Which I probably will.

Colonel Sanders

No more hair, anywhere! Vote for me in '04!

Dude wanting to get laid

Yeah, so am I!!! Wanna get some lunch...?

Feminist

I am insulted!

The LDD Just became a whole lot more breastacular!!

BTW Your Welcome.

Colonel Sanders

As the second coming coming of Christ ( Christ Jr.? ) In this movie we call ' life '.

Colonel Sanders

I'm all for fag marrages, as long as they eat my chicken! Vote for me!

The Colonel

Kitchen Fresh Chicken my sweet Kentuckian ass.

Sanders in '04

[metal] mike

I wasnt really trying to fight the system, thats pointless. I just wanted to show how far off from its original purpose this country has come. That post was taken from Jefferson's query on religion. It was written by one of the men who started the country. But now, it seems like revolutionary propaganda. The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. I'd like to see what all the same-sex marriage opposers would say to that today. I just think its a great wake-up call to look back at what the US was before ambulance-chasing lawyers and politicians with agendas. meh, 'abandon all hope'

Post

This country would be doing just fine if Colonel Sanders were still around.

The Architect

Punk Rock is a systemic anomaly.

Vis a vis. Concordently.

Ugly Joe

So...
The government is bad, but citizens are worse for letting the goverment remain bad. There is no happy ending. Listen to punk rock and lead protests and let everyone laugh at you. You will not win. You have already lost. Also, have sex with your slaves.

Crispin Glover

As Hitler, in the movie we call ' life '.

A Dan.

After reading ( or looking at and pretending to read ) that long post, I think we need another interview. Or maybe some kind of Mr.T pic. ... Anything less intelligent.

Metal Mike ?

I don't see no Metal Mikes...

Dude...

Someone pissed all over your post, Metal Mike. Sue somebody.

Oi

Here's mike's post dumbed down: Argh, government sucks big salty balls.

Oh em gee!

That post is tooooo fucking long. Someone dumb it down for me.

If by WASHINGTON you meen Bush....

And vote you meen shoot in the fucking face, then yes. I'll " Vote " for you in the year 2004.

A Dan.

Mr.Question - Yes.

George Washington

Jefferson was a crazy ass bitch. That's my nigga! Vote for me in 2004!

Yeeks

Fight the system, Metal Mike.

Answer

Yes. No. I don't know.

Question

Isn't that dude from that old cartoon Tail Spin? Wasn't he the leader of the pirates or something?

hey!

ARRRRRRR


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A Dan.

And whatever it is you lost, I lost it too.

A Dan.

Mike who ? Shmike Mike ? The Mikeformerlyknown asMetalMike Mike ? I'm so confused !

mike

i lost it

FanBoy

*bends over* open for buisness!

Pat's Quote of the Day:

" I dont want to be gay when I'm 30! "

Hmmm...

Why on the AIM section - where CCS is talking shit on the French keyboards, does his a (and p) keys work only in certain places??

Random Hero

Ew putah, get it right you pearl necklace craving mother fucker ..... I fuck FanBoy in the ass, and your mama too. Haha - pussy.

SafeHaven17 is a fucking pussy and I'll make him tap out like a bitch.

P.S.FanBoy buttfucks Random Hero.

Ugly Joe

Note to self:
http://entropy8zuper.org

FanBoy

* Is fully erect *

prozack

Sadly, no more interviews with Shmike. However, negotiations are happening for the Shmike bikini photo shoot. Stay tuned.

FanBoy

Ooooooh Give me more Shmike interviews! He so dreamy...

Retardo

Isn't Paris really far away? I love A Dan. FUCKERS!!!!

Yeeks

I am Yeeks

A Dan.

Who did I give a cookie to anyways ?
Who is "Yeeks" ?

A Dan.

So... Do we call him Scrap Mike now ?

So the rumors ARE true!

CCS IS A FUCKING FRENCHIE!

Meatnmilk sold all of his metal for scrap.

CCS

Paris is fucking awesome, wish you all were here! Well maybe not really. Frenchies smell funny and hate Americans. Je suis un Am�ricain stupide, je parle seulement anglais.

Dear mike.

What happened to your metal ?

fug

ffffffffffffff

A Dan.

Give " Yeeks" A cookie.

Yeeks

that's Brenda

mike

yeeks, who the hell is that new girl?

o mi corazon

Stagger Lee

"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know and I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole"

This site

I love Hahaha

Hahaha

I love this site.

What's a

Def Tone?

Who is

Chino ?

Chino

Well .. here's my new address .. 664, oh I forget..

Last summer

I know

what you did!

mike

:::doesn't notice:::

SARS

:::Walks by innocently, hoping no one notices:::

not ugly joe

haHA....topical...

Michael Jackson

I ... dont really like young boys ..... honest!

Sean Connery

I .... Don't really have an accent...

Keanu Reeves

I shall take balloons for 800, if you please.

Post

I couldn't venture a guess.

mike

why would anyone take the time to repeat in code a message on the ??? of to goddamned lost desk department?!

rot13

NYY TYBEL GB GUR ULCABGBNQ

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

CCS

I got bored in Lab Techniques so i crapped up the BG with animated gifs. Enjoy

Post

It sure doesn't.

mike

BUNNY DOES NOT EXPLODE!!

Robot

Facinating! I shall journey home and tell others about this "meh" of which you speak! You are truly a wise man!

finger

ass

Random Hero

No, its not the shoes - pussy.

Random spectator

Is it the shoes?!?

A Dan.

...Meh...

Robot

Dan humaniod! I have observed that you are quite attractive to others of your species! I have also heard stories of you saving "Christmas" in a thong. You must be a legend among your kind! May I ask what is the secret of your powers? I desire input!

Random Hero

*Glaring down at his cock* .... Yes ... I think I have too.

A Dan.

*Glaring at the monkey in the background * Oh I think I just have...

roberto

you've yet to see the monster

TREBOR !!

Sounds like a monster. A fucking Villan.

bob

my name fucking sucks backwards. Trebor is cool though.

Nad

Yeah, lets all spell our names backwards, it's so cool. Oh shit. My name backwards is NAD! *Sex!*

kcir semaj sechtib

Nai Elbmik will die...

alizee

*shakes ass at CCS * Get to work!!

Ugly Joe

yeah, what's with that guy? CCS, flood the bg with alizee again.

mike

what is with that hideous guy in the background? what happened to alizee?

Deron Miller

If it's the last thing I will do I'll be the one that will escape from Hellview.

modnaR oreH

Nai Elbmik is a dumb mother fucker.

Space Ghost

Toast?!
Post?!
Coast to Coast
the most
roast
boast
host
glasnost

Post

I love toast. Mmmm! Toast!

Nai Elbmik

Vulgar, you suck ass. Why would you bother posting on the graffiti board when you never posted on the old website? That is why you're no longer around. Ha ha. Good riddance.

Vulgar

i have lost control of all of my appendeges. please send help.

First Time Visitor

This is a very stupid website. Keep it going.

Oh really?

Then why don't you write about it, you big sissy!

Shakespeare

I thought Prozack's post rocked.

Random Hero said...

"....Dude ... Prozack ... are you all right man? "
That sounds like an inquiry to explanation to me.

Everlast

What y'all dont like rap? Well fuck y'all then! DOLLA BILL YALL DOLLA BILL YALL DOLLA BILL YALL DOLLA BILL YALL!!!!

prozack

If explanations are wanted, ask.

Mr.Prozack

Is losing his touch.

Dude

Prozacks post was a total rip off of shakespears to be or not to be solliloque.....................

Random Hero

....Dude ... Prozack ... are you all right man? Seriously ...

Vulgar-Bot

im gonna kill you!

Fan-Bot

Vulgar-kun so ugly bitch desu!

Vulgar Kun Desu

fuck your ass!

so

uh... yeah...

No wonder that cat is so pissed.

It doesn't have a nose...

A Dan.

Thats right, I'm back on the AIM section. Did you all miss me ? *kisses*

Random Badguy

Shit!

Random Hero

I'm left handed

A new law.

Punching a lefty in the face is now considered a " Hate crime " .

<3<3<3

I celebrate Valentine's Day by breaking people's legs.

Dear Christina Morales,

I'm coming to Boston!

Christina Morales.

Happy Valentine's Day ! Go out there and break someone's heart! May i suggest you do it by moving to Boston without telling someone who secretly loves you ? It worked GREAT for me !!

Post

That wet cat is ka-razy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan-Bot

UGH, UGLY VULGAR! B-CUP!

I love you VULGAR ROB!

Be my wife !

I don't understand

Why doesn't the bunny explode? Is it some sort of animal rights statement? Does the bunny represent humanity's imutable, immortal, yet cute and fluffy soul? ...Do you hate black people?

Kenya Believe It?!?

Zombie

Damn my decomposing fingers...can't even type right...

Zombie

I hear brains are good for health also, but they're heard to get. Anyone want to give me some brains?

The black weather man.

ITS GON RAIN

Ugly Joe

That wet cat background reminds me of Thom Yorke. It has that whole 'my one eye doesn't work but it sorta does and if my band plays music i'll start rawking out on the tamberine' thing.

Frequent Visitor

Another new dealy box! Oh joy! I need to get more bread, as I now have an overflowing amount of butter for it! Again, I say oh joy!

Blank page

was all the rage.

The Strokes

We could go and get fourties, fuck who went to that party

Well oh shit..

BUNNY DOES NOT EXPLODE!!!

jibby jabby jesus

This is between me and you, honey.

Mind if i bring Joey Drogo along ?

I heard he's a BUTTFUCKER.

jibby jabby jesus

32 / male / Heaven

I live with my dad, but he's cool with my whole "lifestyle" deal. I'd be glad to have you cum over...

Fuck yer ass, eh ?

A/S/L ??

jibby jabby jesus

well fuck my ass...

A Dan.

The room of banana peels?!? You monster! Thats the one place I dare not tread. You see, I never quite got over what happened last time I slipped on a banana peel........dot...dot dot ... exclamation point... avaghodos number...

Random Hero

JOEY DROGO!! YOU BUTTFUCKER!!!!

Post

Ah, thank you A Dan.

:::luckily for Post, A Dan smashed a Gameboy Advance, which Post does not have. He then hides his SP away in a special place (his room of banana peels):::

A Dan.

The animal my kind sir, is a badger.

:::Smashes Post's Gameboy Advance :::

Post

Why, yes! I do believe it was! But I'll need to run some more tests. Excuse me....

:::turns on his Gamboy Advance SP and begins to play:::

Ugly Joe

was it steak?

Post

I can't even recall what I ate last night. It was rather steak-ish.

Post

I can't recall the name of the animal in the background, but I find it amusing.

prozack

Those pictures are more entertaining than Neve Campbell could ever try to be. Also, if you're attracted to women, then she should look better than I.

PlasticMike

ok, messing with pictures of me when i already looked ridiculously wrecked to make me look even worse is not metal. though funny as hell, i must admit. and opeth rules your soul. that is all.

dun dun DUUUUUN!!

Dear Prozack.

1. I dont care what Flodding is or isnt, it sounded good at the time.
2. Yes she is. More so than you at least, so shut up.
3. My name is Dan. A Dan.

prozack

1."Flodding" is not a word.
2. Neve Campbell is not attractive.
3. Leaving yourself nameless is not metal.

Flodding the entire LDD background with only 2 stupid pictures ( one of which invlolves an erect penis )

NOT METAL =[

blackened

is the end

A Dan.

I personally like the way he made " 18 " bigger than the rest of his words. GOOD JOB

Shmike

Metal Mike: You're essay shows a profound understanding of the topic, as well as good usage of language and vocabulary ("suckpuppets"). However, due to the presence of two spelling mistakes and your insufficient number of sources (10 was the minimum), I'm forced to bring you down several grade points, which means you fail, you fucking faggot. F- (for fag)

Points were also deducted for your failure to realize that Metallica sucks earlier, and not mentioning Opeth as the new unholy priests of metal. A reference to Goethe's various writings on skullfucking were sorely missed as well.

On an related note, I do like Ezra Pound... from behind.

A Dan.

I want to feel her tummy.

i meant the one to her left

i dont know why

but i think this is so hot:

such a such a

pretty pretty world oh yes oh yes

Sarah Silverman

Shmack my tuckas!

Alizee

No more Famke!!

Scarlett Johanssen

Famke, shut up. Slut.

A Dan.

*Forgets about Famke* * drools * SSSaaaaarrraaaahhh....

Famke

Hey! Don't forget about me!

Sarah Silverman

Yeah, your all being a bunch of niggers.

Alizee

Really, all of you need to stop. Dorks.

Scarlett Johanssen

And thats Mike over there. Hi Mike, stop putting me on stupid websites. Thanks.
- SJ

Shmike

That's Scarlett Johanssen

A Dan.

I can honestly say I am the man I am today because of Ms. Smith's Creative Writing class. Her lectures were life forming...to say the least.

Post

Ahh, Ms. Smith's Creative Writing class.....Those were some good times. hahaha it says "God of beef"! That's funny!

metalmike

whos the new girl?

Acid Burn

I hope you don't screw like you type.

Ms. Smith's 2001-2002 Creative Writing class nostalgia

I know I love it....

whoozawhat?

Willpower?? Whats that ?!?

Things written on a class room heater? These are things written on my COCK!

"MI"... I couldn't fit anything else...

whoozawhat?

Alright! chicks making out! Time to whip out the schlong!

CCS

Thought Yall would like that too.

CCS

You are welcome in advance for the lovely new animated alizee background image. Thank Ugly Joe for overiding the system.

HAL

Enhance your .... You know what, fuck this. I was going to try to make a joke that somehow tied into demolition man, but fuck you. Fuck all of you.

Dave

Fuck you, asshole! You killed Frank! He owed me five bucks!

HAL

Hello Dave...

the past 12 posts

sure were.

the past 11 posts (this one included)

Were done by two god damn people.

the past 10 posts ( this one included )

were all by the same god damn person.

SB Nostalgia baby.

You know you love it.

everybody (2)

...Now i know you are all slackers, but really. Do it. Do it for everybody.

everybody,

When it comes time, fucking vote this year.

Pancakes?!?

PAAAAANNCAAAAAAKES!!!

That dog

Has been licking his ass for the better part of 3 hours now. Whatever he was attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay...

And that constipated guy...

Well, do I even have to say it ?

Don.

He's giving ME the sexy...

D'Yall see Underworld?

Do you think London is really like that ? what with werewolves and vampires and all ?

Sgt. Rummy sez...

I'm da Fuckin' man.

testosterone sac

bonnasses is fascinating

CCS

The Da Bonasses girls are making me feel the sexy

"You go inside the cage, cage goes into the water, you go in the water, Jimmy Page in the water; our Jimmy Page?"

GIR is making me feel the sexy.

Ugly Joe

it's a kitty!

catwoman

http://216.218.248.155/datastore/f0/b4/b/f0b4ce7044f550f130a479207716436e.jpg

just like

just like just like GOD'S SHOESHINE.

Rowan

Fuck you, buddy.

On behalf of all CCC students. Umm... Hello LostDeskDepartment! ...ummm.... That is..all...

CCS

On behalf of all LDD Rowan Students. Fuck Rowan! That is all.

Studys show

My dog has a cliterous on her nose.

Choo Choo The Hurkey Jerky Dancer.

Fuck all you niggers.

http://members.cox.net/clyqz/macs.html

Tell you what ProZack,

We'll hold another wedding JUST for you.... Hell, having a second honeymoon is something I wouldnt mind doing either.

Random Zero

I imagine so

Random Hero

..Uh, Is Dan giving is all the tea?

prozack

Wait....married, as in the past tense? Fuck! Why didn't I get invited to the wedding?

prozack

Congratulations, Dan. I hope I can come to the wedding.

A Dan.

I got married! My bride is in the background.

I don't think

....At all....

I don't think

Metal Mike loves us anymore...

Where is

Metal Mike ?

guvnah

ITS NOT A TOOMAH!

mesolimbic dopamine cell tumor

love me. love, you love. we love too.

Revelations 0:0

Atkins is the antichrist

Dead rabbits

yeah...we were too warm. Thanks a bunch Doc.

it's not too cold

you're too warm. work on that.

Dead rabbits

No shit its cold.

omg cold

Random Hero

Yeah ... SP is pretty cool. Cooler than pocket AND color combined.

Gameboy Color

Does anyone remember me? Surely I'm not the bastard son!

Gameboy

Fuck that, who's the original? Me, baby, me!

Gameboy Advance SP

I am so much cooler than Gameboy Pocket.

Goin' on a holliday

Well allright.

Going to a tournament later.

Wish me luck

Ugly Joe

You think wrong. It does count. It gets it's own number and everything. Of course, there's that whole 'risk of corrupting your savegame' thing, but that's only because he's so awesome. If i'm wrong, it's only because there are more than 152 because the Glitch pokemon counts for more than one.

prozack

Does that glitch Pok�mon really count? I don't think so.

To be a dick about it..

I bring great pleasure to many women and to the man in which I belong. I also ejaculate semen when I become very sexually excited. Another interesting fact is that I spread disease.

Ugly Joe

Well, to be 'dick' about it, Pokemon red/blue had 152 Pokemon (there was that glitch pokemon...)

Post

Connery! At last, a reason to live!

A Dan.

That featured link is THE best link ever.

prozack

Connery fucking rocks. I can't remember LDD looking any better, except maybe for that cunning satan-fetus.

<3 <3 <3 <3

Connery! Oh! My thighs are quivering!

I'm old, sexy, and people adore me for my wiley accent.

...Who am I ?

Oh man....

Now I feel dirty..

A Dan.

*Sexes the Conner * Move over Sarah !

prozack

Can we have pictures of Connery next?? Oh please, oh please, I hope, I hope.

A Dan.

Passes?
Damn you fool! This jew has claimed residence in my heart... And as for the contest, I SAW HER FIRST! ...That and I have her initals tatooed on my ass. Beat THAT Metal Mike! ( On second thought... Lets not fight. Senor Metal can have Famke, I'll take Sarah, and Alizee will be the community whore! everyone wins! )

CCS

BTW I have some more yummy pics of Alizee, but ill wait till this Sarah thing passes.

Ugly Joe

sharing?
I can't say the RIAA would approve of that. Instead, I suggest you fight to the death over who gets Sarah...or at least who gets to be credited with the obsession over Sarah...to the death!

...Well....

Ok fine, I posted the first picks.. And now he's posting some... I GUESS I'll share Sarah then....

Dan

MeatnMilk??? This obsession is all me, BITCH

prozack

I believe the list goes: Famke, Alizee, now Sarah.

prozack

Curse meatnmilk, with his obsessions over certain women.

mike

and she's funny too.

Mike and Dan

Own the " ??? " Board.

hangover

eatin up me brains

Every day I check " ??? " For insightfull conversation.

And everyday I am dissapointed...

mike Sarah Silverman is hotter than Alizee

A-fucking-men

mike

sarah silverman is hotter than alizee

You know....

I was expecting A post on new years eve... Or new years day... But you guys! You just defy my expectations with no posts at all! YOU ROCK!

The face of DOOM !!

HAHAHA

Mystery man... Chris Farley..Nazi Bush...

Mike must be the one responsible for this new background raid.

anal

sex

Frequent Visitor loves black asses

Ohh, black asses!

Frequent Visitor my black ass

That dealy box has been up there a while now.

Frequent Visitor

Yay! New Dealy Box! My bread has been buttered!

Post

I'm in Vineland. Fancy that.

All day everyday

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php

MetalMike

I'm in Vermont. I needed some maple syrup.

concerning Metal Michael

where is hell is he?

concerning the Hoff

hells fucking yeah

concerning the man with large testicles ringing in the new year

what the fucking hell?

Pat kun's not a gay man

but he's giving you the finger.

Ninja

It was I who wrote the E. Vedder quote! Muah ha ha ha ha!

sigur ros

but the best thing god has created is a new day

What quote?

" ....HEY! .. Yo! .. BIG OL' NUTS!! BIG FAT NUTS!!!! " Was Matt J. not E. Vedder. Silly white man.

prozack

Who wrote the E. Vedder quote?

whos that gay man

giving us the finger?

Johnson to Blackman on bike @ 2 am

....HEY! .. Yo! .. BIG OL' NUTS!! BIG FAT NUTS!!!!

...

flagellation

...

masturbation

...

stagnation

If you love someone, set them free...

...if someone loves you, don't fuck up.

Happiness Sector

Love... Love will tear us apart...... again.

This is Alizee

Wishing you all a merry christmas!

Prime Playa

What yo man got to do with me?

Ho Bitch

I got a man

A Dan.

Apparently, I will save Christmas. Im not sure how or when, But ill keep you posted.

And I got a boner

From that ever oh so fine bitch with her titties all hanging out and shit.

I hate

Mr.Mutton

And I got cancer

from that dancing milk carton.

I got epilepsy

from the new dealy box

who is

Paris Hilton ?

Paris Hiltons Cell Phone #

310-990-7444 Call her and ask here on a date

-CCS

oh mighty malakhai

ovaltine... eeezz guuuud... MUAH HAHAHA

Harlequin Fetus

But you guys, seriously, seriously you guys, I have no where else to go and I love you.

Ugly fetus

Off our screens

Ugly fetus

Off our screens!

Ugly fetus

Off our screens!

True story I swear.

I was running the Ken generator and he said " he loves the cock! " 3 times in a row, only to say " She loves the cock directly after it and " He loves the cock" AGAIN after that. Man... Theres allotta cock love in the air. And it fucking stinks.

Not Ugly Joe

Just to clear something up

By ugly one, does thou meen the harlequen fetus ?

Not Ugly Joe

teh ugly one is back in jersey and he is angsty

Post

Fuck. I thought we got rid of that fetus in the background already.

The Real Ken

The Ken generator is more like me than I am.

Frequent Visitor

:::Drowns his sorrows with a bottle of Jack and butterless bread:::

Fuck you

Youll get no butter for your bread.

Frequent Visitor

A new dealy box sure would butter my bread.

BEST POST....

.....EVAH!

Metalmike

Any time you see 'Weekly World News' anywhere on the page, its all fake.

I rue the day I found harlequin baby.

Milk

*slips on banana peel*

Post

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

Due to popular belief, I am not a zombie robot. I am in fact a robot zombie. That is all.

Post

I'm going to restore this classic 1987 double cheeseburger...with my face

I call it laziness

M.L. Tanaka

Is in no way related to A Dan.

A Dan.

Bitch-ho! You know i like my fetuses scrambled.

prozack

*gets up, throws away tequila bottle and package of (used) condoms
"How do you like your harlequin fetus? Over easy or sunny-side up?"

A Dan.

*wakes up (beside prozack), scratches ass*
Good morning beautifull.. Whats for breakfast ?

prozack

*wakes up, scratches head
"What is going on here?"

you sound angry

That's either bullshit or by far the most poorly written news article ever.

M.L. Tanaka

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20031204/107055000003.html

,

or blow it away with a level 20 enema-tube blast.

.

Tubgirl would drown the Harlequin Fetus with her powerful anal spewage.

!

Harlequin Fetus and Tubgirl would unite for justice and equality

A Dan.

-is NOT a cowboy

A Cowboy Dan

God, if I have to die, you will have to die.

?

Who would win in a fight, Harlequin Fetus or Tubgirl?

WORK NOW

PLAY LATER

The Cap'n of Jazz went to sleep

hey god, i dare you to say it to my face. hey god, i'll pull you outta the sky and make you 14 again.

cap and/or jazz

Everybody's so good looking in the Republic Banana-na-na-na-na-na-na-

the jazz. the cap.

sugar, even odd smiles, are in this season.

the best title so far is:

"Stroke my cock at a medium pace"

informabot

Harlequin fetus
"Har-leh-kwin fee-tuhs"

A deformed baby.
Also slang for a person you hate.

She is such a harequin fetus!

Dealy box:

Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/ximwix/www/ldd/includes/func_dealy.php3 on line 5

Shmike

the Harlequin Fetus looks festive. I want him as a Christmas ornament.

Ugly Joe

Going from Hamtaro to harlequin fetus....that's just wrong...

!uglyjoe

was it the titles or the gifs? i really thought it was subpar...

executive power

wasn't that great

Post

I will admit it,
I wrote the METAL? haiku.
I was really bored.
-executive power is definately a quality post.
-I must defeat teh darkness
-anal bum cover

metalmike

...

metalmike

-that is true, i am not responsible for that last haiku.
-executive power is the best post ever.

A Dan.

By the way... HAMTORO FUCKING ROCKS.

A Dan.

every post needs to be more like executive power ... Make it so, damn you !

A haiku

I asked Metal Mike:
Did you write the new haiku?
he said "nope"- How odd

The aim section

Is growing mold

Ice

and snow.

CCS

Aparantly I finally mispelled http://www.njboredom.com too

CCS

I finally fixed http:///www.njboredom.com. It works, and its cooler.

Ok...

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Sing a long with Post!

Voltaire

*sings the sexy Data tango *
( download it... )

Data

This love of which you speak intrigues me.

A Dan.

Ummm... Don't I get a say in this?
I don't wanna be a sea creature!
I don't want to wear a ( Yuletide ) thong!
I just want to love... and be loved in return...

Post

Or how about A sea creature Dan in a Yuletide thong?

prozack

Okay, try to see where i'm going with this:
A Dan in a Yuletide thong? Yes yes?

A sea creature Dan

YARGH!

Post

Let us put A Dan back together again. Only we put him together terribly wrong so he looks like some weird sea creature.

Pokey

"King George! "
' I hope your birthday was full of surprises.'

A Dan.

Yay video games! Yay Post!
YAY VIDEO GAMES! YAY POST!
YYAAYY VVIID*explodes*

Post

That picture with Dan on Santa's lap is the greatest picture I've ever seen.

The Black Santa

Fuck you Santa. Not all Santas got to be white crackas like you. Shit, I help dem kids in da projects. Bring dem kids brand new crack pipes, Timbs, and 22s. Remember, all the Black Santa wants is for some fried chicken and a forty be left by da tree. I don't give a fuck who naughty and nice, but I sure would enjoy some pussy.

Santa Claus

Ho ho ho! That Daniel boy sure is a loveable kind soul!
Ho ho ho! I love him so much, as I love all of my white children! Ho ho ho! WHITE POWER! Hohoho!!

Another other cowboy

Yeah man, that shit had me seeing purple trees and believing that hawks were my friend!

Another Cowboy

and they'll shoot the good cocaine up your nose too

Cowboy

The indans will blow death dust in your eyes!

metalmike

heres more alizee than anyone should ever need:

http://cloud.prohosting.com/myalizee/gallery1.htm

now im done

Quagmire

Hey Peter, I just had sex with a black chick!

David Lee Roth

Might as well jump!

Alizee

* Should be fucked....By me...*

Turkey

*is fucked*

Walter (slams the table and jumps up):

DAMN MY EGGS -- DAMN ALL THE EGGS THAT EVER WAS!

Random Hero

And when I say 'Reheadness' ..... I mean it.

Random Hero

Carrot Top has cannons on his arms cause he needs to compensate for his ugly reheadedness.

mike

tubgirl will never get old. tubgirl will be funny forever.

Ugly Joe

The 'have mercy' technique would work on him as well.

prozack

I agree that Carrot Top is not the favorite in this fight, but I'm being realistic. Have you ever seen Top's arms? He's got freaking cannons that will beat the cool right out of Stamos.

Random Hero

Yeah, I would put my money on the Alf Team, nobody fucked with Mr.T on the A-Team, they all ran from him like scared little pussy shits.

Ugly Joe

wrong.

John Stamos would easily win. I mean, the guy oozes cool. Cool guys don't lose. What if Alf pinned him down? Easy. He'd say "have mercy" in the funny voice like on Full House, and Alf would let up. Then he'd take the uppper hand and run over him with a motorcycle.

Carrot Top is easy. I figure there are so many people wishing cancer upon him every minute of every day that, any day now, he'll get this huge tumor and fall over because of its massive weight.

Now, should Alf call on Mr T, well, everyone knows Mr. T is invincible. So that's a given. However, win or lose, he still gets to go home to his hot wife.

prozack

If it was just those three in a fight, I think I would put money on Carrot Top. However, if they had some gang-banging thugs helping them out, didn't Mr.T used to do COLLECT ads? I'd pity the foo who had to fight the team of Mr.T and Alf.

horny guy

do you think we could get a naked chick on the background?

Christina

Daniel, Kill yourself.

Daniel

Yes Mistress!!

Schmichael

But you must my precioussss ... For I have longed to jerk off
for many months now ... but Golum doesnt allow me.

methylenedioxymethamphetamine

http://www.robotfrank.com/

Shmichael

Schmichael

Come to me my precious ....... dick.

http://www.veganart.com/

It's CRAAAAAAAZY!

the last post in the long long ago

111001000
Whoops
Well, that got fucked up.

Shmichael

shoot me in the face.

Bring Ugly Joe Home!

http://www.petitiononline.com/q1a2z3w4/petition.html
Sign It!!!

Post

I have a pie plate for a shield!

Game Cube

I am a wonderful machine.
I am a wonderful machine.
I am a wonderful machine.
I am a wonderful machine.

Time Cube

I am such a poseur.
I am such a poseur.
I am such a poseur.
I am such a poseur.

If I tell a human that his 4-corner
head (nose, 2 ears and back corner)
has only a 1-corner face, the dumb-
ass will say to me - "prove it". He
knows not that his face is a corner.

Elf

You sit on a throne of lies.

Elf

Gilthoniel, A Elbereth!
Aiya elenion ancalima!

AboveGod

Ignorance of "Time Cube"
indicts you stupid and evil.
Explain the "Time Cube".
Do you like being Stupid?
"Our Cube" corners Liars.

Dictionary.com

Copacetic oRCopasetic - Very satisfactory or acceptable; Fine. ((origin unkown..).!

Shmike

Ah yes. And you're welcome.

Post

And when I mean dental plan, I mean evil mutant alien embryo implanted in my chest that will burst out when it grows too large for my small, fleshy body to contain.

Post

I have Shmike to thank for my dental plan.

Shmike

I have CCS to thank for nearly all the links in my post.

Cleek

me!

Teh

Moo.

tinmike

thanks, i needed that

there you go mike

thats all of them

DCP_0357.jpg and DCP_0356.jpg

scrub your fish.......

.....and while you're at it, shave dat choch too

Holy shit.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Bang bang

My baby shot me down.

Wendy's Employee

"No this aint no MacDees!"

Lachness Monster

Can I get tree-fitty?

alkalimike

apparently thom yorke had a problem with spyware
http://www.noadware.net/

Alizee

Im back for all of your jackin' pleasure.

tinmike

that was definitely worth posting twice

Post

Yes, Bryan Poon! You are the best!

Post

Yes, Bryan Poon! You are the best!

Snoop Dogg

Ey yeo, shaved pussy for sale!

sob

No more Alizee... Bring her back bring her back.

Bryan Poon

i'm the fuckin man

Post

I wonder how that kids gonna grow up. Will he be made fun of because his mom is his dad? IS his mom his dad? Or is his dad his mom? Or maybe his dad is just his dad pretending to be a mom, but's actually a dad. Yeah, that's probably it.

porkand2%

sorry again, it should have been:

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

beef'n'dairy

http://www.malepregnancy.com/boards/appalled/index.shtml

sorry

aluminummilk

http://www.malepregnancy.com/boards/appalled/index.shtml

metalmike

never mention those two pictures again

MATRIX SPOILER!!!!

MORPHEUS DIES!!!!!!!!!

go back and forth between DCP_0357.jpg and DCP_0356.jpg

Metal Mike : Yes! I whole heartily agree.
( or... )
Metal Mike : Yes actually.

I wanna be like Devastating Dave.

Zip Zap Rap!

alizee

google, fucker.

DCP_0381.jpg

I cant see my toes...BECAUSE MY BOOBS ARE IN THE WAY!! Hahaha! lolololol OMGOMG!!!!11!!eleven!

alizee?

Was dat?

metalmike

part 2 is in the works, i would have made it on sat night, but i was at zack's

Yummy

The gyrating alizee is quite yummy, best BG ever!

Yeah i spelled Tolkien wrong

So what?

A tribute to tolkein part 2

Is it in the works?

Figure it out.

DCP_0465, I don't remember this.

writings on the library wall

Vaginas are way cool!

By the time you read this, it will already be to late.

DCP_0439.jpg

MeatNMilk taking a vision test.

Caption for DCP_0465.jpg

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1

I jerk off

To that picture of Zack now..

meatnmilk

i think this about sums it up:

I jerk off

To that dancing girl on your page.

...backwards

revaeb eht sti

Yak-Bak

Its the beaver

GORP

Remember ME?!?!

http://rsdb.org

DAN Blacks "Dumb Ass Nigger". Used to conceil racially discrimative remarks towards blacks when present. ... I've been noticed!...

FISH FUCK!!, It's like the song by GWAR, GWAR ROCKS!!!

Beaver

Eat this afterwards

Asshole

Eat it

AdamantiumMike

hilarity ensues!...with fish!

TitaniumMike

what the hell is that supposed to be?

You mean this?

!!!

Ahhh!

That bouncing green nightmare dinosaur thing is fucking CREEPY

love

it's like bein horny, only in your heart instead of in your pants

deez nuts

lend me some sugar, i am your neighbor

metalmike

haHA! latex ketchup. I remember that stuff. good times...

blank?

so you know black rob too?

Is the answer "Blam blam blam " ?

Because they are gay?

juggernaut

My homosexual friends call me jugglenuts. Can you guess why?

prozack

yes i am.

prozack

I'm not gay or stupid.

prozack

I'm gay and stupid... Now you know im really prozack, see? it says my name above this post. So you know that I, prozack, am gay and stupid.

Jericho

SAUCE!!!!

prozack

I never said anything about it being gay or stupid, I got a kick out of it.

Yeah, what he said.

I find it totally gay and stupid.

prozack

I love meatnmilk's animation on his newest post - all he fucking did was flip the image of Frodo....hilarious. And the other guy is smoking crack.

Shmike

Look, i don't know who's pretending to be me, but please stop it. I don't think it's annoying at all.

Shmike

Looking back on my previous post however, I must admit im totally wrong. It is annoying. My appologies on any confusion.

Shmike

I didn't say that. I don't think it's that annoying. It stops right at that "shmike.jpg" link, so it's not really the whole graffiti board.

Shmike

But i do see your point on why its annoying

Shmike

Meh... worse has been done before.

No really

You turned the entire ' ??? ' section into one big stupid link. WTF ?

juggernaut

shut up i will smsah you like i smashed the puny x-men!

Allright ive had enough

Ok that link thing is really annoying numbnuts.

juggernaut

HUNTING TIME

A METROID FAN FICTION FANFIC STORY BY JUGGERNAUT

BLAM! SAMUS AREN SHOT A MISSLE AT A METROID! BLAMBLAMBALM! THIS WAS GOING TO BE GOOD

"ITS TIME TO KILL SIME METOROIDS" SAID SAMUS, RELOADING HER ARM (HER ARM IS A GUN LASER)

BLMABALMBLAMBLAM! MORE METROIDS DEAD! THIS WAS EASY

MAYBE TOO EASY

SUDDENLY, MORE METROIDS APPEARED!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAMB ALMB
BLAM BLAM

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

"THIS ISN'T WORKING" SAID SAMUS "I NEED A FASTER WAY TO KILL THEM"

SO SHE SHOT FASTER BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM OH NO MORE METROIDS BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM "THIS STILL ISNT WORKING I NEED SOMETHING ... NEW" HER EYES NARROWED THROUGH HER LAZER HELMET VIZOR

::ICE LASER ACTIVATE:: SAID A LOUD COMPUTER VOICE

SAMUS LOOKED SEXY AND SMILED SEXILY AND SHE HAD A SEXY POSE. THINGS WERE ABOUT TO GET COOL (DUE TO HER ICELAZER)

***************************************************
CHAPTER TWO
FIVE HOURS LATER

SAMUS SMILED. THE BATTLE HAD BEEN INTENSE, AND ALSO VERY ICY AND COLD. SHE RECLINED SEDUCTIVELY IN A CHAIR IN HER SPACE PLANE.

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE COMPUTER NAVAGATION COMPUTER WAS ALL "SAMUS A UNRECOGNIZED TEMPORAL VORTEX RIP IN SPACE TIME IS CAUSING SOME SERIOUS SHIT" AND WHOA A VORTEX OPENED UP AND OUT STEPPED LINK FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA!!

LINK (LEGEND OF ZELDA) APPRAOCHED SAMUS, AND SLOWLY TOOK OFF HER ROBOT SUIT. SHE ALLOWED THIS, SINCE SHE HAD BEATEN THE CHALLENGE IN UNDER 3 HOURS TIME.

LINK SMILED AND SAMUS WAS IN HER BIKINI AND HER SEXY BODY WRIGGLED AROUND ALL SEXY!!!
THINGS WERE ABOUT TO GET SEXY!!

***************************************************

CHAPER THREE

OH NO THEY WERENT IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF METROIDS STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER IN THE FORM OF LINK!!! "OH FUCK SORRY ABOUT THAT SAMUS" SAID THE COMPUTER "FORTRAN MEGAHERTZ TOILET COMPUTER VIRUS OVERRIDE ACCESS DENIED ACCESS DENIED BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM" IT WAS CLEARLY BROKEN AND SPROUTING GIBBERISH SAMUS HAD TO ACT FAST BUT SHE WAS NAKED!!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BUT OH NO THE COMPUTER EXPLODED AND CAUSED SOME PHYSICS TO BEND THE DIMENSIONS AND SAMUS AND THE METROIDS SHRANK TO THE SIZE OF SMALL STUPID BUGS

blam blam blam WENT SAMUSES SMALLER BLAST ARM
blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam!!!

"JUST BECAUS EMY BLAST ARM IS SMALL DOESNT MEAN I DONT "PACK A PUNCH"" SAMUS SAID TO THE DEAD METROIDS SHAPED LIKE LINK (LEGEND OF ZELDA) "THNKA GOODNESS THAT WAS OVER" AND SHE FIXED HER COMPUTER AND THE PHYSICS DIMENSIONS SHINKER WENT REVERSE SO SHE WAS NORMAL SIZE BUT NOT HER BIKINI!!!! HOW IRONIC

THE yes.

and another

will this work?

google image search for ugly joe

Clever individual

Ah, so that's what was going on! What a clever man that Post is. Let's give him money.

Post

You all won the "What's wrong with this post?" contest. Yes, the correct answer was that it is not a T-1000 who is now ruling California. You will all receive a prize in the mail, which is a free Shmike. There will be another "What's wrong with this post?" contest next week. The prize then is a free CCS.

Some Ugly Guy

Nah, it was a T-800 and a few humans and lots of guns and ammo versus a single T-1000. If you put just the two bots in a room, the T-1000 would totally win.

T-1000's kung-fu is better than T-800's kung-fu.

Oh, shit Post, you embarass me.

If movie buff didn't say it, I was. Seriously though, how's a T-800 gonna beat a T-1000, doesn't that make them insufficient have to do a recall on the T-1000 series model.

Movie buff

Post, you are so wrong!!
Robert Patrick played the T-1000 in TERMINATOR 2 you idiot! He never ran for govenor you idiot!!! He wouldn't say he was Arnold Schwarzenegger (Check your spelling next time idiot!!!!) even if he was running for governer of California ( which seems quite frankly unlikely because he is a resident of GEORGIA NOT CALIFORNIA!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!! ). Why would he say he was Arnold when he did such classics as DIEHARD 2, WAYNES WORLD, FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2, and lets not forget his AWESOME role in SPYKIDS.
So in closing, you are an idiot Post!!!! AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zio

iron michael

any time you see famke, just assume its my doing. because it is. yeah.

Post

The T-1000 is the governer of California! He keeps saying he's someone named Arnold Schwartzanegger or something like that. What's going on? Any help would be appreciated.

Dear everyone,

Thank you for submitting so many pictures for the ' ??? ' page. Surely your contributions will keep this hip young site fresh. - Bono.

Shmike

I think that picture's hot.

CCS

Dear That's It

Im sorry that i posted a picture of you being molested on the interweb. I promise not to post the rest.

CCS

blank

what?

I believe i have Metal Mike to think for the famke?

Outkast

Sh- shake it shake it sh- shake it shake it sh- shake it -Shake it like a polaroid picture!

Thats it, ive had enough.

where the HELL did that picture of the retarted wrestler being touched by an older man origionally come from ?

Ambient....DEATH!

Is that metal or what ?

Shmike

Shmike had pink eye. It's gone now, leaving his deflated self-esteem and biting despair. Woe. No lasers either. What a ripoff!

CCS

Hah, I posted, take that you pessimistic fuckers.

TH3 R0X0R

(b) why arent my 1337 cyberspace skills working? (/b)

Shmike

Either my eye is going to explode or turn completely red and gain the ability to fire lasers.

Post

What in the hell?

What?

DMX ... he'll stab you.

Zio

*packs fudge*

CCS

You best believe post is the bitch. He cries himself to sleep in my arm every night.

David Bowie

Bring me the disco king...
Bring me ALL your disco kings!

prozack

CCS and Post went off and got married, so they no longer post here.... I'm still not sure which one is the butch, and which is the bitch.

Jesus

I love the little children. NO! Not in that way....

hey CCS and Post

Why don't you guys post anymore?

JSP

ON ENERGY (AND DEAD PEOPLE). I am of the opinion that we would never have an energy crisis again if we could just figure out some way to harness the energy produced by the spinning motion made by Joey Ramone and Sid Vicious' graves every time someone uses the words "punk" and "Avril Lavigne" in the same sentence.

Jesus

Fuck off, buddy.

Metal God

I will bring you thunderpants and eternal salvation.

Someone who needs more metal

I want some thunderpants.

Ugly Joe

I saw 'Johnny Thunders' but at first glace thought it was 'Johnny Thunderpants'. That is totally the most metal (or meatl) one's name can get.

Shmike

David Bowie is a master of metal?

just try and guess

http://www.masters-of-metal.com/

Jim Morrison

Let me sleep all night in your....... SOUL KITCHEN!

metalmike

you're right, and i realize that you're right, and i admit that you're right, because you're right, but its still goddam annoying.but you're still right.

shmike

I agree

A Dan.

Dear Mr.Metal Mike.

Your site has various open forums. For staff members and crack pots off the street alike. Thats, lets face it, one of the few things that elevates this site above the common online journal. These ' Batmen ' and 'penguin's
are getting there jollies at this site, and as a staff member, that should get you jollies too.

metalmike

you know, i would really like to know who's posting all these complaints about this site. like those haikus by 'penguin' and 'batman'. too bad they have to hide behind anonymity even on the internet, where there are virtually no consequences to anything you say. i guess some people just have nothing better to do than speak negatively about even the most trivial things, and are also very afraid of reproach, no matter how little actual human contact is involved. douchebags

...

I'm gonna dip my balls in it!

666

die die die

metalmike

thats 69

0 and 1's excellent adventure

1000101 dudes!!

Why do the japanese make square watermelons?

A) because they make great gifts in Japan
B) because they are running drastically short on watermelon storage space
C) because square watermelon is SUPER HAPPY FUN GO-GO TIME!!

110111110

ha HA! Binary code lives on !

A Doctor

You need more fiber. Yup.

A Dan.

Well, goddamn it all.
I cant even make haikus.
What is wrong with me ?

Shmike

It only wants to eat your kidneys.

Post

The racoon loves me. I'm very sure it does.

Shmike

Yeah really.

Ugly Joe

nonesense. this is much more of a three and a half man battle...

Galathea

Very nice indeed. Looks much more professional now. Somewhat on the schizophrenic side, but still. Pity that it seems like you're fighting a one man battle, seeing that none of the other guys looks too willing to update anymore.... Nevertheless, best of luck to you all.

....

That one's gonna reach the village.
....There aint no village!

mike

i think this new re-design is great, lets everyone give ugly joe a hand(job)

Post

Oh my goodness, this is surly Bizarro!

Heh

2's Company

prozack

In a fight, I think Johnny Cash would have beaten John Ritter.

Zorak

Eh, broke it all....feel empty.....

Ugly Joe

first post!
hahahahahahahahahahahahah0wned!