This is teh aim section. In a perhaps naive attempt to make this site more interesting, we have added a medium for AIM conversations worth reading. Some might be funny, some might be odd, some may involve shmike's grandmother. With a crazy section like this, who knows what's gonna go down. I can hardly contain myself.


France

I CCS I: oi
I CCS I: oi i say1
I CCS I: the french keyboqrd sucks qss
I CCS I: the keys qll qll fucked up
I CCS I: stupid frenchies11
I CCS I: you dont hqve to zorry about the photo qlbu,
I CCS I: i hqve no zqy of uploqding the i,qges
I CCS I: fuck i hqte this keyboqrd


Shmike was high

ifeelsick4devi: Mike.. if you could be at anyone place right now... where would it be ?
x mojo filter x: a fucking donut shop
x mojo filter x: with some friends
x mojo filter x: and popsicles


Dreams

SafeHaven17: im growing my hair to grunge stage
SafeHaven17: then starting a band called WhaleBear


Hmm....Pizza

Limey Joe 1: i had pizza at 3pm
Limey Joe 1: and my hands still kinda smell like cheese
Zhero88: maybe your hands are turning into pizza slices
Zhero88: bite them to make sure
Limey Joe 1: i dunno
Limey Joe 1: they still resemble hands
Zhero88: Bah, your mind's toying with you. It's an illusion
Zhero88: Believe me, I know.
Zhero88: Those fruit flavored Gusher commercials where their heads turn into fruit? They're trying to tell us something...
Limey Joe 1: it's like darwinism
Limey Joe 1: in fast-forward
Zhero88: that's right, survival of the fittest...and the fruit heads are definately the fittest


Quantum Physics

Gothic Cow: anything is possible
Gothic Cow: in an alternate dimension fish are pouring out of my asshole right now
Gothic Cow: and we're missing out


Realization

Ugly Joe 1: whoa
Ugly Joe 1: my shirt has a pocket
Ugly Joe 1: i've gone the whole day without realizing it
Ugly Joe 1: oh what could have been...
Ugly Joe 1: what could have been...


Meaning

IfeelSick4Devi: When I was young I used to pretend that killing zombies in Doom meant something.
IfeelSick4Devi: I used to pretend that for every zombie I killed, that would be one less zombie the world would have to deal with when video game characters came to life.
IfeelSick4Devi: Which at the time was a scientific fact.


Funnier out of context

Ugly Joe 1: but first
X mojo filter X: soda...?
Auto response from X mojo filter X: *gets soda*
X mojo filter X: soo dah
Ugly Joe 1: ah so
Ugly Joe 1: how many heads did you collect?
X mojo filter X: 7
X mojo filter X: that enough?
Ugly Joe 1: should be
Ugly Joe 1: sooo
Ugly Joe 1: robot body?
Ugly Joe 1: or
Ugly Joe 1: dinosaur body?
X mojo filter X: ...both?
X mojo filter X: dinosaur if anything
X mojo filter X: we already have a robot


TV Sucks

vulgarLIVE: the show Monster House....SUCKS
Ugly Joe 1: is that the one where the house is really a monster and eats everyone that walks inside of it?
vulgarLIVE: thats what i thought, but apparently they just build stupid houses
Ugly Joe 1: oh
Ugly Joe 1: that's powerful lame
vulgarLIVE: in-fuckin-deed


You might get addicted.

Emperor Zarrin: yea, i got coffee and cocaine and went nuts
prozack4: do you really do coffee now?
Emperor Zarrin: yea
prozack4: i never would have thought


Plans

Limey Joe 1: eh?
Auto response from X mojo filter X: maybe i should set my hair on fire
Limey Joe 1: yeah
Limey Joe 1: only play some metal while you're doing it
Limey Joe 1: and smash your guitar into your amp
Limey Joe 1: and then jump out the window
Limey Joe 1: then walk to wawa and buy some chocolate milk
Limey Joe 1: metal
X mojo filter X: sounds like a plan
Limey Joe 1: yeah
Limey Joe 1: i got all sorts of plans


The Joe Likes Mahjong

Limey Joe 1: i will never figure out that part in Mahjong THE LADY HUNTER where you punch the naked chick to make her give you back the stolen gems
Limey Joe 1: oops
Limey Joe 1: wrong IM
X mojo filter X: hahaha
X mojo filter X: it worked out well enough
Limey Joe 1: does it make a difference if you're supposed to be playing as Batman in the game?
X mojo filter X: oh my god.
X mojo filter X: it certainly does
X mojo filter X: it means that i have to play it
Limey Joe 1: ha
Limey Joe 1: hope you know how to play Mahjong
X mojo filter X: oh i don't
X mojo filter X: but this does not matter
Limey Joe 1: it kinda does
Limey Joe 1: you won't get that far
Limey Joe 1: you'll only get to the game over screen where she steps on your head
X mojo filter X: silence
X mojo filter X: where can i get it?
Limey Joe 1: Internet
X mojo filter X: is that some shop in the mall?
Limey Joe 1: i hear they have it on computers now
X mojo filter X: wow


Sellout

prozack4: I just got a $500,000 advance from an independent publisher. I sold him this idea: A harlequin fetus seeks revenge by destroying Christmas. Dan Hughes stops the evil fetus, thus saving Christmas. The end.
ifeelsick4devi: Y E S
prozack4: he didn't like the idea until I told him you wore a thong in the novel.
ifeelsick4devi: And boy... Does saving Christmas ever make me thirsty. You know what I do when I get thirsty Zack ?
ifeelsick4devi: I reach for Gatorade.
ifeelsick4devi: I got $750,000 for that!
prozack4: sellout
prozack4: fuck this, i'm going back to prostitution...


We'd be fucked either way

A Dan: I cant believe I got an A in english...
Auto response from Shmike: Whoopi Goldberg will save Christmas.
A Dan: and no she wont.

* * *

Auto response from Shmike: Dan Hughes will save Christmas.
A Dan: !!
A Dan: Thats MUCH Better!

* * *

Limey Joe: wait
Limey Joe: so
Limey Joe: Whoopi Goldberg will save Christmas
Limey Joe: and Dan Hughes will save Chirstmas
Limey Joe: Dan Hughes is Whoopi Goldberg?
Shmike: precisely


Living it up

Ugly Joe 1: i got this box of chicken nuggets
Ugly Joe 1: it was supposed to have 22
Ugly Joe 1: it had 25
X mojo filter X: whoa
X mojo filter X: WHOA
X mojo filter X: whoa...
Ugly Joe 1: needless to say, i had 11 nuggets today
Ugly Joe 1: and i think i might have 14 tomorrow
X mojo filter X: you live an amazing life
Ugly Joe 1: don't i know it
Ugly Joe 1: don't i know it....


Bad Influence

I was in the mood to give bad advice today. Don't know why.

lavos: you must beat the clock!
Ugly Joe 1: yeah
lavos: its 9 30!
lavos: 2 hours and 26 minutes remaining
lavos: would you like me to be your real-time countdown for you
Ugly Joe 1: would saying 'no' really stop you?
lavos: the question is
lavos: would saying 'yes' really not stop me
Ugly Joe 1: the real question is
Ugly Joe 1: would not saying 'yes' really make you refrain from not stopping
lavos: GET TO WORK SLACKER
lavos: thats right.
lavos: :-( i was expecting to see a new ximwix before i went to sleep
Ugly Joe 1: you should stay up later
Ugly Joe 1: it'll make you cooler
Ugly Joe 1: also
Ugly Joe 1: start smoking
lavos: no dice
Ugly Joe 1: and doing drugs
Ugly Joe 1: and swearing at your parents
Ugly Joe 1: you'll be cool in no time
lavos: you have a point


Text Adventures

It's good to know that if I can't find a real job, I can always fall back on being a text adventure.

1337gamer: what do I want to do
Ugly Joe 1: go north
1337gamer: what is north?
1337gamer: a lake
1337gamer: i don't want to go swimming
1337gamer: it is cold
Ugly Joe 1: but there are no exits to the west, east, or south
Ugly Joe 1: perhaps you'd like to check your inventory?
1337gamer: check
Ugly Joe 1: you have
Ugly Joe 1: a small wad of money
Ugly Joe 1: a lack of sandals
Ugly Joe 1: no idea what to do
1337gamer: look a lack of sandals
Ugly Joe 1: you look at your feat, wishing sandals would appear. they do not
1337gamer: look no idea what to do
Ugly Joe 1: you have no idea what to do. you thought about going north once.
1337gamer: Up
1337gamer: look room
Ugly Joe 1: you climb a ladder and look around. there isn't anything up here. that's why you were down in the first place.
Ugly Joe 1: exits are D
1337gamer: D
1337gamer: look
Ugly Joe 1: you are back where you were before
Ugly Joe 1: exits are to the N, U
1337gamer: use wad of cash on lack of sandals
Ugly Joe 1: sandals in winter? i think not.
1337gamer: use wad of cash with gym shorts
Ugly Joe 1: wad of cash is insufficient for gym shorts
1337gamer: north
Ugly Joe 1: you go north. you see a chest on the ground, and a Foreigner poster on the wall. exits are S
1337gamer: look chest
1337gamer: take poster
Ugly Joe 1: it's a freakin' chest. try opening it, maybe?
Ugly Joe 1: poster taken
1337gamer: look poster
Ugly Joe 1: the poster is for the band Foreigner. you stare for too long and start to get double vision. you look away and recover.
1337gamer: open chest
Ugly Joe 1: radioactive steam comes out of the chest. you are somehow protected by the Foreigner poster.
1337gamer: look at open chest
Ugly Joe 1: there appears to be a power-up in the chest.
1337gamer: get the power up
Ugly Joe 1: you picked up the power-up and won the game.
Ugly Joe 1: game over
Ugly Joe 1: score: 127 out of 127
1337gamer: score
1337gamer: inventory
Ugly Joe 1: i believe i said game over
1337gamer: aww
1337gamer: that was a good use of 10 minutes


More adventures in chats with tubgirl

Ok, i dont know if this guy was serious or just pranking me back, but either way, i haev no soul whatsoever.

kkwiki2 : hi my name is kyle
fake six : hi
kkwiki2 : whats your name
fake six: katie
kkwiki2 : how old are you im 23
fake six : 19
kkwiki2 : where do you live i live in yorktown virginia
fake six : nj
kkwiki2 : what do you look like
fake six: want to see my pic?
kkwiki2 : i have brown hair brown eyes white and in a wheelchair
kkwiki2 :yeah sure
fake six : http://www.freepichost/~usr23576/katie.jpg [still tubgirl]
kkwiki2 : nice pic
fake six : thanks
kkwiki2 : what is your hair color
fake six : black
kkwiki2 : you got a nice butt
fake six : thanks
kkwiki2 : what do you like to do for fun
fake six : squirt orange shit
kkwiki2 : i like to watch sports and watch movies
fake six : thats cool
kkwiki2 : did i tell you what i look like
fake six : yeah
kkwiki2 : you can ask me anything you want
fake six : you like me to squirt orange shit on you?
kkwiki2 : no
kkwiki2 : what kind of movies do you like
fake six : movies with girls in tubs squirting weird liquid out of their butts
kkwiki2 : ok
kkwiki2 : do you have any more questions for me you can ask me anything i dont mind
fake six : alright
fake six : dude
fake six : did you look at that pic i sent you?
kkwiki2 : yes
fake six : adn you dont think all of this is weird at all?
fake six : or are you just pranking me back?
kkwiki2 : yeah it is weird
kkwiki2 : that wasnt really you was it
fake six : no
fake six : no it wasnt
kkwiki2 : oh ok im sorry
fake six : no man, im sorry
kkwiki2 : you got me
kkwiki2 : you are a prankster cool
fake six: yeah, well.....
fake six: ok
fake six: bye
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Adventures in chats (with tubgirl)

fake six: asl?
korin0719: 21/m/mn
fake six: 19/f/ny
korin0719: hey
fake six: hey
korin0719: what part of ny
fake six: rochester
fake six: u got a pic?
korin0719: where iun rochester by douglas middle or morre near east high school
fake six: closer to rhinebeck
fake six: u there?
korin0719: yes
korin0719: i lived in new and in rochester
korin0719: on ohio street
fake six: cool
fake six: u got a pic?
korin0719: yeah old on
korin0719: *hold
korin0719: where to send it
fake six wants to directly connect.
korin0719 is now directly connected.

korin0719: you got one
korin0719:??
fake six: yeah gimme a sec
fake six: http://freepichost.com/~usr12983/katie.jpg [actually tubgirl]
fake six: u like it?
korin0719: hold on look
korin0719: that wrong
fake six: what?
korin0719: it sent me to pic that a women shitting
fake six: really?
fake six: shit
korin0719: what
fake six: what?
korin0719: nothing
fake six: you dont like tubgirl?
korin0719: no
fake six: well tubgirl likes you
fake six: i think shes hot
korin0719: ok your choice
fake six: you dont think shes hot?
fake six: maybe you should look at her again?
korin0719: no
korin0719: i'm not looking again
fake six: you know you want to
fake six: tubgirl is calling you
fake six: tubgirl: " LOOOOOOOOOK AAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
korin0719: nope
fake six: come on
fake six: please?
korin0719: nope
fake six: i'll be your friend
fake six: we can be 'tubgirl buddies'
fake six: we can discuss her
fake six: daydream about what she must be like
fake six: i bet she likes kittens
korin0719: b ye
korin0719: i got to go
fake six: and shes probably totally cool to hang out with
fake six: wait!
fake six: dont go!
korin0719: i have too
fake six: i want to talk about tubgirl with you
fake six: please?
fake six: stay
korin0719: i'm going out
fake six: TUBGIRL SAYS YOU MAY NOT GO OUT!!!
fake six: NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!
fake six: NO WIRE HANGERS!!!
fake six: you: "yes mother tubgirl dearest!"
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Session concluded at 2:43:20 AM




fake six: oh my god
fake six: i just tubgirled a guy in a whelchair
fake six: i have no soul
X C C S X: totally
X C C S X: fun at others expense comes at great cost


Sad Thing Is...

zxBANDITxz: so i sat and talked to her
zxBANDITxz: and she said i should stop by and see her after work one day
prozack4: didn't she go on a diet of vagina?
zxBANDITxz: i thought she did
zxBANDITxz: maybe i was wrong
zxBANDITxz: im hoping i was wrong
zxBANDITxz: because if shes taken/lesbian, im going to give up on chicks and wait for them to come to me.
prozack4: sad thing is, this one did come to you


Peer Pressure

IfeelSick4Devi: That needs to go on the Aim section.
Gothic Cow: yeah i guess it does
IfeelSick4Devi: Its been a while since anyone submitted anything.
IfeelSick4Devi: And if anyone could, i'd just do it myself.
IfeelSick4Devi: But hey
IfeelSick4Devi: Its your site
Gothic Cow: you could if you joined
Gothic Cow: join!
IfeelSick4Devi: Nonsense.
Gothic Cow: join us!
IfeelSick4Devi: Nonsense II
Gothic Cow: it'll only cost you your decency and your soul
IfeelSick4Devi: Will i get to flirt with the banana ?
Gothic Cow: you bet
IfeelSick4Devi: Fuck you.


He's a madman

A Dan: Im a madman
Shmike: yes you are...
A Dan: I wrote 2 things in 2 days !
Shmike: that's insane...
A Dan: If i keep this up, i may just have to make a site this winter.
Shmike: hah
Shmike: haha...
Shmike: HAHAHAHA!
Shmike: yes yes *wipes tear* of course you might
A Dan: You see this ?
A Dan: This is me typing "Fuck you"
Shmike: well noted


Bah Dum Ching II

yes actually: i was hoping i could make a really funny aim thing
X mojo filter X: you can't try to make a funny conversation
yes actually: yeah, i know
yes actually: i juat want to be cool like everybody else
X mojo filter X: tsk
X mojo filter X: nobody will be as cool as Dan
yes actually: i know
X mojo filter X: he makes up about 75 percent of that page
yes actually: its hopeless
yes actually: unless...
yes actually: *slips on a banan peel*
X mojo filter X: smooth, but not smooth enough
yes actually: shit


Venezuelans

yes actually: so, you're in venezuela, eh?
ChrlstinaMorales: Hmm ?
ChrlstinaMorales: Im living with Mike.
ChrlstinaMorales: What made you think i was over there?
yes actually: i just thought a saucy lation couple like you guys lived in venezuela
ChrlstinaMorales: We're broke.
ChrlstinaMorales: We spent too much money on contraceptives and astroglide.
ChrlstinaMorales: So now, we're working the rice fields.
ChrlstinaMorales: Together.
ChrlstinaMorales: <3
yes actually: awww


yes actually: http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/harlequin.ht m
ChrlstinaMorales: Sexy.


Saucy Latina-on-Bot Action!

Roar10015: Come to my party in Venezuela, you saucy latina!
ChrlstinaMorales: I... I cant...
ChrlstinaMorales: I have feilds to work.
Roar10015: Thats nice.
ChrlstinaMorales: And last i checked, Dan was looking for me there.
Roar10015: Thats nice.
Roar10015: Please talk to me
Roar10015: Are you still there?
ChrlstinaMorales: Oh yeah..
ChrlstinaMorales: Im here.
ChrlstinaMorales: I'm just a little....busy....
Roar10015: Alright.
Roar10015: Are you still there?
Roar10015: im pretty bored, so I'm surfing AIMAwayMessages.com it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
ChrlstinaMorales: You know, im not going to make this interesting Mike.
Roar10015: how do u know what i know?
ChrlstinaMorales: que ?
Roar10015: how old are you?
ChrlstinaMorales: ...que?
Roar10015: Grrrr.
ChrlstinaMorales: ...que que que ...
ChrlstinaMorales: HAHAHAHA
ChrlstinaMorales: heh...kkk....
Roar10015: Oh sorry, i'm talkin to a bunch of other ppl.
ChrlstinaMorales: BITCH
Roar10015: Whore.
ChrlstinaMorales: Well...um...yeah, i guess.
Roar10015: thats nice.
Roar10015: dont be so antisocial....
ChrlstinaMorales: Im sorry hun.
ChrlstinaMorales: Thats nice.
Roar10015: i forgot about it already.
ChrlstinaMorales: thats nice.
Roar10015: i know, thanks!
ChrlstinaMorales: thats nice.
Roar10015: I know, thanks!
ChrlstinaMorales: thats nice.
Roar10015: i know, thanks!
ChrlstinaMorales: thats nice.
Roar10015: i know, thanks!
ChrlstinaMorales: i know, thanks!


Its kind of funny...

maxnjv2: ænima
yes actually: nice
yes actually: how'd you do that?
maxnjv2: alt 145
yes actually: ae
maxnjv2: hold alt the type 145 on the keypad then release alt
yes actually: didnt work'
maxnjv2: did u hold alt down
maxnjv2: do u have number lock on
yes actually: yeah
yes actually: ?
yes actually: what the fuck did i do?
maxnjv2: haha
maxnjv2: wtf
yes actually: dpnt ask me mam
yes actually: better?
maxnjv2: little
yes actually: now?
yes actually: it still all high
yes actually: hkhrf
yes actually: shit
maxnjv2: hold alt and while holding alt press 145 on the keypad then release alt
yes actually: still doesnt work
yes actually: with or without num lock on
maxnjv2: with it on
yes actually: i tried both
yes actually: æ
yes actually: AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
maxnjv2: then ur gæy
yes actually: HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes actually: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


women

prozack4: lets go find some women and party the night away!
yes actually: sounds good
prozack4: know of any women? heh heh
yes actually: hey look!
yes actually: women!
prozack4: where?!?!
yes actually: they're right over there!
yes actually: RIGHT THERE!
prozack4: *goes over there
prozack4: liar
yes actually: sorry
prozack4: im not mad
yes actually: *isn't really sorry*
prozack4: bastard
yes actually: *is a bastard*
yes actually: *doesn't know his father*
prozack4: liar
prozack4: man, you just go full circle
yes actually: HEY LOOK!! WOMEN!!


(We're both white)

Kc1116: u negro
yes actually: cracker!
Kc1116: blackey
yes actually: honky!
Kc1116: nigga
yes actually: Flat-ass!
Kc1116: flat-ass?



http://rsdb.org


Someone is going to Hell

prozack4: have you smoked your pot yet?
Malignant Deity: yeah
Malignant Deity: i didn't feel like dealing with a bong so i rolled 2 joints
Malignant Deity: first time i ever rolled and they were good as hell
prozack4: where did you get paper from?
Malignant Deity: i tore a page out of this bible i found
Malignant Deity: hahaha


Bah Dum Ching

IfeelSick4Devi: Im on that Aim section alot.
IfeelSick4Devi: Now im afraid everything i say will be on there
X mojo filter X: only the funny stuff
IfeelSick4Devi: Ok, good.
IfeelSick4Devi: I just wont be funny anymore.
IfeelSick4Devi: * Slips on banana peel *
X mojo filter X: smooth


Brief and effective.

[A Dan signs on]

A Dan: Hey-ah!
Shmike: oi
A Dan: Sorry *faints*
Shmike: oi

[A Dan signs off]


We weren't even high.

IfeelSick4Devi: Where is Batman and Robin?
X mojo filter X: in the gutter
X mojo filter X: where is the lemonade?
IfeelSick4Devi: Ask her * points to no place in particular*
X mojo filter X: *to no place in particular* fess up!
IfeelSick4Devi: Yeah! Where did you put it!?!
IfeelSick4Devi: *Points to her playhole *
X mojo filter X: whoa.....
X mojo filter X: *to her* i didn't know you was crazy like that
X mojo filter X: dude... she's giving us the silent treatment
IfeelSick4Devi: * does the superbowl shuffle *
X mojo filter X: that'll show her!
X mojo filter X: take that bitch!
IfeelSick4Devi: * Does the superbowl shuffle...DOUBLETIME! *
X mojo filter X: i think you're breaking her down
IfeelSick4Devi: ...* Faints from over superbowlshuffling syndrome *


politics

yes actually: im halfway between comunism and anarchism
yes actually: im in there with th dalai llama and ghandi
yes actually: and nelson mandela


Ian is completely high

tynman24: yo my man
prozack4: hey
tynman24: i'm high
tynman24: and i meditated for an hour
prozack4: really?
tynman24: i am enlightened
tynman24: i feel really, you know, at one with the earth
prozack4: what can you tell me now that you coundlt have before
tynman24: anything, man
tynman24: i am philosophical
prozack4: tell me about life and death and the connection, if there is any
tynman24: there isn't one, and there is one
tynman24: you see, man, no one exists but you
tynman24: just like no one exists but me
prozack4: gotcha
tynman24: everyone sees the world through different eyes
prozack4: true
tynman24: when something is missing in your life, you meet someone new... someone your mind created to fill that space
tynman24: and when it's over, whe you die, you go into the body of a three year old... babies (newborns/infants) are machines, almost like cars. a mind that has just lost it's body (the person died) finds a toddler to put it's mind into. it's like inhabiting a home
tynman24: that's why babies tend to have very generic qualities
prozack4: really? what about all the families who have kids where they say" oh he has his father chin, or mother's eyes" things like that?
tynman24: and you meet the same people all over again to fill the same gaps you had before
tynman24: everyone sees what they want to see
tynman24: and the parents have kids because something is missing that a child could fill
tynman24: everyone exists, and no one exists
prozack4: except for the ones that fuck without condoms, are they just stupid?
tynman24: well, thats a lesson
prozack4: oooh
tynman24: i'm going to go meditate some more... peace
prozack4: take it easy, bro


internal conflict

Limey Joe 1: loser
Ugly Joe 1: i hate you


Shmike's House is Crazy.

Shmike: it's crazy
A Dan: it is actually
Shmike: crazy like this rooster in my room, eating my guitar picks
A Dan: ...
A Dan: yeah ...it is....


Silent Hill 3

IfeelSick4Devi: Not even 5 minutes into the game and allready i encountered 3 dead men in rabbit suits
Gothic Cow: is that your way of saying it's the most awesome game ever?


Beware the Funk

Ugly Joe 1 [3:46 PM]:: oh yeah
Ugly Joe 1: get funky
X mojo filter X: *gets funky*
Ugly Joe 1: ah
Ugly Joe 1: much better

***

X mojo filter X [4:14 PM]: sir, can i stop getting funky now
X mojo filter X: my legs hurt
Ugly Joe 1: hrm...
Ugly Joe 1: i guess you could reduce funkiness down to a small jig
X mojo filter X: woohoo!
X mojo filter X: *does a small jig*

***

X mojo filter X [5:26 PM]: ugh...
X mojo filter X: *passes out*
Ugly Joe 1: uh oh
Auto response from X mojo filter X: ...
Ugly Joe 1: *slowly backs away*


Wild 'Coons

ugly joe 1: it is a dv
ugly joe 1: d
x mojo filter x: you sure it's not some sort of racoon?
x mojo filter x: they're tricky animals, ya know
ugly joe 1: i don't think...
ugly joe 1: ...what..
ugly joe 1: .er..
ugly joe 1: ...it's a racoon
x mojo filter x: kill it!
ugly joe 1: but it has sharp teeth
x mojo filter x: eat it's brain and absorb it's power and knowledge!
x mojo filter x: do it!
x mojo filter x: now!
x mojo filter x: don't you want super racoon powers?
ugly joe 1: you mean rabies?
x mojo filter x: yes.


Who doesn't like Dave?!

geetarrzz4: I HATE MY LIFE!!
x mojo filter x: i love my wife!
geetarrzz4: I LOVE YOUR WIFE
x mojo filter x: he loves my wife!
geetarrzz4: I LOVE DAVID'S WIFE
x mojo filter x: dave!
x mojo filter x: you know dave?!
x mojo filter x: you know fuckin dave?!?!?!
geetarrzz4: i hate dave
x mojo filter x: why do you hate dave?
x mojo filter x: dave loves you and my wife


fruit issues

1337Gamer: http://80.65.232.92/images/photos/00/00/37/85/ME0000378596_2.jpg
Ugly Joe 1: heh
Ugly Joe 1: bananad!
1337Gamer: Its the Goomba in a Hat for a new year!
Ugly Joe 1: haha
1337Gamer: hmm there is also a happy banana
Ugly Joe 1: it's more of a banana peal
Ugly Joe 1: which makes me wonder where the banana itself is
1337Gamer: It consumed itself
Ugly Joe 1: with rage?
1337Gamer: And anger