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I don't know how you got here, or by what train of thought you arrived at the conclusion that you might want to know more about this website, but if you value your time I suggest you quickly hit the back button on your browser or enter a new URL into your address bar. Here you will find nothing but the boring and uneventful lives of seven residents or natives of Vineland, NJ (eight if you count Vulgar, which I do not) splayed out in dry, hackneyed prose or an occassional haiku. Leave now. That being said, welcome to the Lost Desk Department. Our purpose is as enigmatic as our name. There are plenty of ways of wasting your mind here. HOME is probably the page you saw first when you got here. It contains the most recent posts, which with our policy on consistency are probably months old, as well the little Other Rubbish section, containing the featured link, the list of haikus, and a small flash toy to chew on. When things get bumped off the homepage they go to ARCHIVES to die and rot. At PROFILES you can learn a little bit about everyone who posts here. TOYS is our attempt at interactivity. You're able to change the background color, submit background pictures or titles to be randomly shown, post up a haiku for the world's enjoyment, or suggest a site for the featured link box. All of this has the potential to make this a very ugly site, and that's what America is all about, that and being able to talk your moronic little mouth off to the annoyance of everyone, which is why ??? exists. Go there and shout all the obscenities and death threats you want. When you get tired of that then you might as well fuck off to one of the sites in the LINKS section. You'll be brain-dead by then anyway. But do enjoy yourself. |