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Testing by Ugly Joe
this is a haiku
i am writing it quickly
it is but a test
Confliction by Ugly Joe
once again haiku
the wind brings calm to a man
yet angers the sea
thistitleisverylonganditismyaimtobreakthedesignbystretchingoutthepopuphaikuwindowbecauseheforgettosettheoverflowoptionhahaha0wn3d by Not Ugly Joe
what if i did it
and made the title too long
now tell the people
knifin by sg
i am such a knife
enjoy refreshing time please
listen to your mouth
Muse by MeatlMike
I've no taste at all;
cannot tell the good from bad
I wish I was deep.
Symbolism is
lost on me. I'm sorry I
just can't see that well.
Must have been T.V.
that soured and ripped away my
imagination.
From too young an age,
bombarded with inp
test2 by testy mcflapbottom
i like to test things
c'mon let me test it too
i wont mess it up
joke by anonymous
instead of these words,
imagine every funny
joke you've ever heard
Smooth by Not Ugly Joe (really)
Smooth? Yes, very smooth...
This is the new redesign.
If you hate it, tough.
Weather by Post
A weekend with me
Come and watch the weather change
The drinks will be free
Ingredients by Pepsi
Caramel color,
Citric acid, High fructose
corn syrup, Caffeine
4_22_13 by Binary
100
10110
1101
Mickey by CCS
So Many Mousetraps
Attached To My Testicles
Feels So Wonderful
Mickey by CCS
So Many Mousetraps
Attached To My Testicles
Feels So Wonderful
Sux2BU by batman
dont you think this site
is by far, the worst ever
hah! now go cry, joe
optimist by penguin
Most recent haikus
Are displayed on the front page
But all of them suck
Gone by Prozack
I have lost my love.
Gone, like tears in the rain, not
to be found again.
untitled by Prozack
Your painted window
lets no sunlight through; strong and
silent, you shatter.
wakarimasen by patariku kun
Boku no aku
Totemo oiishi desu
o genki desu ka
Anxious by Rat Monk
I can't write poems
'cause the sun swings over us;
Words only lay still
heaven by Dead Meadow
recall them saying
that "heaven isn't too far"
it is far enough
LOLOLOLOMFGLOLOLROFFLE!!!! by the_rapist
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!!
someone please shoot me
Winds by prozack
Western winds breathe cold
and crippling into the East.
Life ceases, life dies.
Thumbsup by Post
Who says it's ok?
And flashes a big thumbs up?
Check the background, bitch.
Haiku by Post
Someone once told me,
that haikus aren't hard to make.
Zombies attack me.
Haiku_9 by poet
yabadabadoo
I'm discombobulated!
now lets go for just 5 more syllables! ...Oh...Fuck...
damn_those_fat_horny_pandas by some hot chick in a towel
fat horny pandas
break into your house and eat
up all your laundry
KillXmen! by juggernaut
I hate the X-Men!
Even though Jean Grey is hot
I think she likes me
Rainbows by Pen15
time for a haiku!
What shall this one be about?
Maybe rainbows? Sure!
rstuv by wxyz
a b c d e
f g h i j k l
m n o p q
Tourette by Dr. Georges Gilles de la Tourette
Cocksucker fuckface!
Shitstain balls! Dick licking fag!
Suck my frosted nuts!
Why don't you like me? by Penguin
I'm a sad penguin
I get beat up all the time
by cats and/or dogs
Addict by Poet
what is wrong with me?
I check this site all the time.
It's not even good.
Solar by Man
The sun makes all life
and can destroy just as well.
The sun is true God.
Clarifacation by Boredum
I'm not Ugly Joe.
No really,I'm not the Joe.
Don't you believe me?
old by The public
Really, come on Mike.
Who still talks about tubgirl?
Thats old and been done.
Turkeys_are_fucked by prozack
Turkeys are fucked; please
pass o'er the peace pipe pilgrim; alliteration!
Lunar by Man
Moon lends face to night
Draws out art and thought in men
To find God within
GoodEnough by Post
I'm not really good.
At this HTML jawn.
But I can still post.
METAL? by ???
Tears fall from my eyes,
on my flaming skull tatoo.
I was METAL once...
Lahaveta by Datu
Veloqufohen,
laza xilanoly jur.
Salukos tayemu comoy!
Terrestial by Man
Homes, mountains, seeds, roots,
Gold, daimonds, lava, fire, flux;
Poise, under our feet.
Universal by Man
Turned it's face around,
flicked the spindly yarns of man,
Then shrugged and went on.
Elf by Post
He insulted me,
so I devoured his soul.
I am the elf king!
FtotheC by Jack
Worker bbes can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
Jed by Adapted by a song originally performed by Grandaddy
a friend has left us.
his circuts are all but dead.
therefore, so is Jed.
Pie? by A Generous Man
Would you like a bite
Of my tasty peach fruit pie?
It is delicious.
lemondeath by Ugly Joe
despair all around
all closed doors and barred windows
if only to try
Progress by A raspberry tart
First, you cannot move.
Next, you learn to crawl, then walk.
Finally, you stop.
SHAZAM by A San.
A Shaquille O' neil
Lurks at every Pizza Hut.
You have just been warned.
Weather by someone else
Evaporation
Condensation's next in line
Precipitation
WeatherII by Someone besides someone else.
Cloudy with some rain
You hear me man?!?ITS GON RAIN!
rain RAIN RAIN RAAAAIN RRRAAAAAIIIIINNN!
Believe by James Iha (sorta)
and i heard your song
of only truth, no other
i want to believe
Love by rexrexworth
A love poem for
my sweetheart; Here it is, you
ungrateful harlot.
Mu by Wise Man
CornAnyone? by Mya Angelo
It's a bad haiku
But I just had to tell you-
My dick feels like corn.
Vote4me by Sanders
The colonel says this:
Vote for me in 2004!
I love your mama!
Sentimental by Man
in spring, she flips her
hair up, hair swing and flower,
spring gold, she silver